Ganymede Totalled In Three-Moon Pileup

Big Kahuna

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Mon Dec-26-05 05:56 PM
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Ganymede Totalled In Three-Moon Pileup

PALO ALTO, CA—Astronomers at the Palo Alto Observatory are citing "lunar
error" as the cause of the three-moon pileup that totalled Ganymede and
severely dented Callisto and Europa Monday, causing an estimated $700
quadrillion in damage. "Apparently, a comet passed within Saturn's orbit
just ahead of Callisto," Observatory associate director Charles Rayburn
said, "causing Callisto to swerve and lose control, colliding with
Europa and creating a pileup which Ganymede struck from behind." None of
the three moons were insured.

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WritingIsMyReligion

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Mon Dec-26-05 06:06 PM
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1. ...

:rofl:

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Ptah

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Mon Dec-26-05 06:08 PM
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2. Those durn moons. Who designed them, anyhow?

:bounce: :applause: :rofl:

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Mon Dec-26-05 06:10 PM
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3. Ganymede's gonna have to shelter it's assets until the statute

of limitations expires...in a cause and effect universe, it's not exactly no-fault

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