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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:11 AM Original message

I must be more tired than I thought. I keep hallucinating that I'm posting

to threads that then evaporate. And then I see Orson Welles in a duck suit, crossing the Abbey Road pedestrian crossing while singing "Tiptoe Through The Tulips" in Estonian. Maybe it's just me.

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merh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:14 AM Response to Original message

1. Are threads disappearing?

I thought I was having small strokes or sumthing. :crazy:

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:15 AM Response to Reply #1

2. Well, I often think I'm havign small strokes, but that's another story

Yeah. I don't know if a moderator has gone renegade or if DU's got the 'flu.... :scared:

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merh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:17 AM Response to Reply #2

5. Let's hope it is just the flu

the thread I just read, that disappeared, seemed harmless enough. :freak: A renegade mod is a scarey thought :scared:

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:19 AM Response to Reply #5

6. Yes, let us not hope that, right now, southlandshari has shaved her head

and is muttering about diamond bullets in the forehead and "the horror, the horror." :o

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southlandshari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:58 AM Response to Reply #6

36. I have not.

I have no idea what you guys are talking about! :shrug:

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:59 AM Response to Reply #36

39. Did I say southlandshari? I meant...um....

Wow. Look at that. Never seen one of those before....

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FuzzySlippers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:16 AM Response to Original message

3. This is where I would post if this thread

weren't one of your hallucinations.

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:17 AM Response to Reply #3

4. There's three of us again,

in my delusion. Uh-oh...critical mass. 'Bye! :o

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uppityperson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:24 AM Response to Reply #4

7. 4

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NMMNG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:26 AM Response to Original message

8. I think it's just you

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:27 AM Response to Reply #8

10. Oh, yeah?

Oh, yeah. :-)

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noamnety (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:26 AM Response to Original message

9. It's not just you

I also posted to an innocuous thread that was suicided tonight.

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:28 AM Response to Reply #9

11. It's a conspiracy

:scared: It's the Salvation Army, I bet...

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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:29 AM Response to Original message

12. So I shouldn't start a thread entitled

I Have Never Had A Freeway?

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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:43 AM Response to Reply #12

14. Don't make me work tonight.

I was happily playing Civ III earlier.

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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:46 AM Response to Reply #14

17. I once worked with a guy whose last name was Baden

we used to call him Master Baden

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:47 AM Response to Reply #17

20. *rimj...I mean...shot*

NSMA's here all week, ladies and jellybeans.

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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:48 AM Response to Reply #17

21. I worked with a guy named Brad Czupryn.

We called him "Fuckstick".

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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:50 AM Response to Reply #21

23. I once hired a contractor named Phuq

When he screwed up I said, "Why the fuck did you do that Phuq?"

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:50 AM Response to Reply #21

24. This is bad form, revealing my real name right here for all to see.

:-(

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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:51 AM Response to Reply #24

28. Shut up Brad!

and it was ME who hid the raw shrimp in your office. Can't fire me now, can you? HAHAHAHAHA!

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:56 AM Response to Reply #28

34. Oi! I'd toss your shrimp on the barbie in a blimmin' minute, mate,

if you weren't a moderator. And a very good one, I must say. More tea?

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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:58 AM Response to Reply #34

38. Tea? How many lumps?

http://www.nonstick.com/wsounds/3or4.wav

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:59 AM Response to Reply #38

40. I'll see how much I can spit up while I go listen to your wav...

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:46 AM Response to Reply #14

18. Welcome to UnCiv VII

O8)

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:44 AM Response to Reply #12

15. No....we'll all, along with the baby Jesus, bite the granite pastry

:o I am well behaved. See?

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Dangerously Amused (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:41 AM Response to Original message

13. I don't think the seven of us here...

...should be allowed to post together like this. I see nothing but trouble ahead. Series.

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:45 AM Response to Reply #13

16. The Malevolent Seven?

:D

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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:47 AM Response to Original message

19. Don't worry...

That which evaporates returns as rain. ;-)

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:48 AM Response to Reply #19

22. Good point

:hi: Just hopefully not when I'm riding my bike.

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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:50 AM Response to Reply #22

27. That all depends on your perspective

I'm sure there are many who'd love to see you in a wet bike suit.

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:52 AM Response to Reply #27

29. You sweet talker, you

:D

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Dangerously Amused (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:52 AM Response to Reply #27

30. True.

Then there are the rest of us. Who would like to see him OUT of a wet bike suit. Shhhhhhhh....

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:55 AM Response to Reply #30

33. :o

V-E-R-N! I need new underwear from K-Mart, Oak Street in Cincinnatti. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Of course, this doesn't usually happen to me. Of course, it doesnt usually. I'm an excellent studmuffin. Definitely an excellent studmuffin. New underwear, from Oak Street. V-E-R-N!

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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 01:07 AM Response to Reply #30

47. WooHoooo!

:woohoo:

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Dangerously Amused (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:50 AM Response to Reply #19

26. Oh. Killer!

Yes baby, you ROCK!!!

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Prisoner_Number_Six (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:50 AM Response to Original message

25. How cool- I bet nobody here knew you speak Estonian!

(Otherwise, how would you recognize what it is?)

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:53 AM Response to Reply #25

31. Dat's droo!

Ow arr yew?

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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:54 AM Response to Original message

32. It is weird tonight, isn't it, my dear Forrest?

I feel as though I'm straddling two worlds, the real and the virtual..... I'm not sure which one I actually inhabit! OR.....am I? :scared:

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Dangerously Amused (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:57 AM Response to Reply #32

35. Careful with that straddling thing, CP.

Just sayin'. Kay? :hug:

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 01:00 AM Response to Reply #35

41. I'm sorry I misread your signals, Ms Amused, when I did that

Honestly, I thought you were....frisky.. :blush:

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Dangerously Amused (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 01:11 AM Response to Reply #41

50. No, I wuz talking to Miss Peggy.

Who was perched precariously between alternate realities. I just didn't want her to fall into the abyss and become a gargile or something. Now YOU... you can straddle all you want! :7

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 01:13 AM Response to Reply #50

52. Oh!

:D Well, good, then. Initiate straddling sequence! Easy with those thrusters!

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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 01:01 AM Response to Reply #35

43. Why should I be careful?

Just because I could slip and fall into the abyss? Naaaaaaahhhhhh...couldn't happen...... Oh. OK. :hug:

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 12:58 AM Response to Reply #32

37. It's because, in tonight's episode, Blue Jay is playing the part of

outhlandshari. And he doesn't even have Moon Pies! Her legs are waaaaayyyyy nicer, too. :D

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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 01:03 AM Response to Reply #37

44. I have nice legs, thank you.

See? (actually my legs, too!)

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 01:07 AM Response to Reply #44

48. Nice!!!

:D But...um...where does the rest of you go? Who's in there with you? Is it like a diving pool, or something, 18' deep? This picture provokes many questions. I like the tub, too. :-)

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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 01:04 AM Response to Reply #37

45. What? What are you talking about?

:shrug:

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 01:08 AM Response to Reply #45

49. I'm always the last to know

:o

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FuzzySlippers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 01:01 AM Response to Reply #32

42. Oh dear, Miz Peggy! If you, the most level-headed

of lounge lizards, are discombobulated, what hope can there be for the rest of us?:scared:

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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 01:07 AM Response to Reply #42

46. Abandon all hope, all ye who enter this thread!

Even the most level-headed types here can occasionally get discombobulated from time to time, my dear FuzzySlippers! It always wears off, you know....... :hi:

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FuzzySlippers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 01:12 AM Response to Reply #46

51. I guess when we enter into Forrest's

sleep-deprivation-induced hallucinations, we can't expect things to make sense. If only he could get some sleep, we'd all be better off. :hi:

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merh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 01:16 AM Response to Reply #51

54. But it's not just Forrest, Fuzzy!

I swear, there was a thread, a simple thread, a harmless thread and you were part of it. :freak: I went to read to post in it and it had disappeared and is no where to be found. What did you do with it? :scared: And how did you do it? :freak:

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FuzzySlippers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 01:23 AM Response to Reply #54

56. Now now......you're just imagining things, too.

Have a nice cup of this, and you'll feel much better.

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merh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 01:27 AM Response to Reply #56

59. It's a plot isn't it and you are in on it....

Take advantage of tired, bored holiday lizards and force them over the edge, force them to doubt their own eyes. No, I won't drink anything offered and if you try to make me, I will be forced to slap you with a trout! :scared:

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FuzzySlippers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 01:33 AM Response to Reply #59

63. If you persist with the paranoia and the belligerance,

I'll be forced to get this out of storage.

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 01:35 AM Response to Reply #63

65. Oh, no!

Her '80s disco shirt!!! :o:

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merh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 01:40 AM Response to Reply #65

68. That is it - that's my shirt

Just imagine how the metal buckles reflect the lights of the disco ball.

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 01:52 AM Response to Reply #68

71. Far out!

Just like Simon LeBon's! :headbang:

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merh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 01:44 AM Response to Reply #63

69. Now I know I am not paranoid

Do you happen to have that same shirt in red, I look much better in red than gray. :freak:

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FuzzySlippers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 02:03 AM Response to Reply #69

73. As a matter of fact, I do.

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merh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 02:07 AM Response to Reply #73

74. Perfect!

:applause: :applause: :applause:

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FuzzySlippers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 02:11 AM Response to Reply #74

75. I'm off to bed. You have a good night, sweetie.

:loveya: :hug: :pals:

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 01:17 AM Response to Reply #51

55. Woncha come in and play?

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FuzzySlippers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 01:25 AM Response to Reply #55

58. Please take this with a glass of warm milk.

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 01:29 AM Response to Reply #58

61. Breath mint with milk?

Okay. :P

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FuzzySlippers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 01:35 AM Response to Reply #61

64. Yep. Be a good boy

and eat the nice little Tic-Tac.:9

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 01:37 AM Response to Reply #64

67. It's a bit tart

That's it? :shrug:

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CanuckAmok (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 01:15 AM Response to Original message

53. There's no way anyone makes a duck suit in Welles' size.

You must be hallucinating.

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 01:24 AM Response to Reply #53

57. I'm still not sure because, upon further relfection, I realize that it was

actually Hervé Villechaize...

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jeff30997 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 01:28 AM Response to Reply #57

60. Da plane ! Da plane !!!!

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Dangerously Amused (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 01:30 AM Response to Reply #57

62. Men...

...are ALWAYS mistaking Hervé Villechaize for Orson Welles.

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 01:36 AM Response to Reply #62

66. Women...

...um... ...say the darndest things. So there. Come on, Orson. Let's go where we're more appreciated... :-( :-(

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CanuckAmok (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 01:44 AM Response to Reply #57

70. You know how he killed himself, right?

Sawed-off shotgun. PS--nice touch using a Herve photo from "Man with the Golden Gun" and not "Fantasy Island"!

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ForrestGump (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Tue Dec-27-05 01:54 AM Response to Reply #70

72. Just a little Nick-Nack I found somewhere

:P That joke.... :spank: :spank: <-- shaken, not stirred

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