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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 12:14 AM
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Hey...watch this one disappear. Come on. You can do it. Hmmm. It's
happened to everything else I've touched tonight.

I am so not going to go the bathroom 'til this clears up, for fear of losing my mojo.

Come on...disappear, little thread.


Is DU disappearing into a wormhole?
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 12:18 AM
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1. ROFLMAO
:rofl: you named it mojo? :rofl:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 12:23 AM
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3. Well, Mojo Nixon seemed a little less crass than naming it Dic....uh...the
other one...
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 01:24 AM
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10. He is strong - he is evil - he is
Mo-jo jo-jo!
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 01:25 AM
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12. Is that sung to the tune of "I Am Woman"?
:P
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 01:34 AM
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18. Are you not wise to the ways of the Powerpuff Girls?
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 01:42 AM
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21. Um, no. Never seen it. I mean, just the title alone: the cootie potential
is simply staggering... :o
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 01:35 AM
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19. It's your mojo?
:crazy: You tell us :silly:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 01:43 AM
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22. Yes, it is
If it has to, it can do several things
It is long
It is flexible
It is...Mojo
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 01:28 AM
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14. Mister Mojo risin'?
:shrug:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 01:44 AM
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23. Of course, but hopefulyl no more than four hours, or
I've got to call a doctor.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 01:52 AM
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28. 'Hello, Doc?
"Hey, you've GOT to see this! WOOHOOO!"
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IChing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 12:21 AM
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2. You can make small clouds disappear
You do know that don't you?

But not this thread
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 12:24 AM
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4. I can also make small crowds disappear
But, apparently, not this #@&*% thread.

If I'd known, I would have built it better. :-(
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 01:17 AM
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5. Have you still not gone to the bathroom?
Do you have bottles of pee lined up like Howard Hughes?:o
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 01:20 AM
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7. Yeah, but it's not mine.
VERY disturbing! I'll have to dust 'em for prints..
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chknltl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 01:29 AM
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15. Howard Hughes did WHAT?????
Edited on Tue Dec-27-05 01:32 AM by chknltl
...this was waaaay before E-BAY!!!! Do you what know his intentions were? Did he mail 'em off as presents to those folks he was mad at? Was he thinking about marketing "trucker bombs"?... I read that the guy was a bit of a loon at the end but bottling up ones own piss is...well... um... I am at loss for words here.
chknltl
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 01:39 AM
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20. Didn't ya see "The Aviator"?
There was this way cool scene where he had milk bottles full of his pee lined up. I have no idea what he ultimately did with it.
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auntAgonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 01:19 AM
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6. It's not going to disappear, whatEVER you do...
do NOT think of a babbling brook or a cold mountain stream OR water dripping from the tap.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 01:21 AM
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8. Anyone got a mop?
So I can wildly chase Ms Agonist around with it? :D
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auntAgonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 01:23 AM
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9. .....
:rofl:


:rofl:



:rofl:
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 01:25 AM
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11. Are you sure you want it to chase Ms Agonist around
or to clean up because you refuse to go to the bathroom? :freak:

Here you go



Please check the properties of this image - it comes from that very famous site toiletology.com. :silly:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 01:27 AM
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13. Its properties look impeccable
Edited on Tue Dec-27-05 01:28 AM by ForrestGump
Thank you. :hug:

Now, if you could kindly do the "Yakety Sax" soundtrack, from the end of The Benny Hill Show, so that I might commence chasing?

Thank you kindly... :D
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 01:33 AM
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17. Here you go!
Your wish is my Command!

http://www.whirligig2.freeserve.co.uk/tv/bennyhill.wav
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 01:46 AM
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24. Perfect!
Thank you!!! :rofl:
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 01:48 AM
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25. For you, anything!
:hug:
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 01:32 AM
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16. Toiletology ?
You mean the cult that little Tom is in ? :evilgrin:
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 01:49 AM
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26. well this one will hit 200+ posts
You can count on it.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 01:50 AM
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27. Optimism lives!
:D
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 12:34 PM
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29. kick!
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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 12:39 PM
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30. #30...Kick
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 12:43 PM
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31. Is this a Gump kick-fest???
This could be entertaining. :popcorn:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 01:19 PM
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32. Right you are, Kenny!
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