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Oeditpus Rex

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Tue Dec-27-05 12:42 AM
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Experimental Toast!

http://www.drtoast.com/departments/toast-recipes/

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Tue Dec-27-05 01:24 AM
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1. Well this one's not experimental; but

Cheers! :toast:

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Blue-Jay

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Tue Dec-27-05 01:26 AM
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2. Don't fuck with the Jesus Toast!

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SofaKingLiberal

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Tue Dec-27-05 01:33 AM
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3. Grilled cheese anyone?

Edited on Tue Dec-27-05 01:33 AM by SofaKingLiberal

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RevCheesehead

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Tue Dec-27-05 02:22 AM
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5. There have been days when I felt like that, yes.

Wonder if I should try to sell myself on ebay?

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AntiCoup2K4

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Tue Dec-27-05 02:15 AM
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4. Did somebody mention Toast?

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