"I know what you're asking yourself, and the answer is, yes,

datasuspect

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Tue Dec-27-05 12:23 PM
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"I know what you're asking yourself, and the answer is, yes,

I have a nickname for my penis. It's called The Octagon. I also nicknamed my testes. My left one is James Westfall, and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. If you ladies play your cards right, you might meet the whole gang." --

this is almost as funny as this:

Brian Fantana: Time to musk up.
Ron Burgundy: What cologne are you going to go with? London Gentleman? Black Beard's Delight?
Brian Fantana: No, she gets the special cologne. Sex Panther, made by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries. It contains real panther bits, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent. It's a formidable scent.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies you know- 60% of the time, it works every time.

Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make any sense.

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Heidi

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Tue Dec-27-05 12:26 PM
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1. Thanks for the information, spawn of SATAN!1!!!!

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datasuspect

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Tue Dec-27-05 12:27 PM
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2. i prefer to be called "beezlebub"

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Heidi

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Tue Dec-27-05 12:45 PM
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3. I'll just call ya Bubba! (nt)

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datasuspect

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Tue Dec-27-05 12:46 PM
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4. that's what my friends call me

except they pronounce it "juan jesus taliaferro."

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Heidi

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Tue Dec-27-05 12:47 PM
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5. Your friends are all Americans, aren't they? (nt)

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Tue Dec-27-05 12:48 PM
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6. americanos, mexicanos, polackos, y mucho mas

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Heidi

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Tue Dec-27-05 01:02 PM
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7. Sorry to go all SERIES!1!! on ya, but . . .

I'm an American woman with a very 60s first American name, a German maiden name hyphenated with my Italian married name, and I've not yet met ONE person, besides my husband, who can pronounced all three correctly. Hell, my own grandmother mispronounces my _first_ name, and she's known it for 35 years! :grr: Houston, we have a problem. :eyes:

Back to your regularly scheduled programming.

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undeterred

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Tue Dec-27-05 01:07 PM
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8. Do your parts have ID cards?

:shrug:

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datasuspect

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Tue Dec-27-05 01:09 PM
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9. this is from that movie on hbo this month

i just watched it the other day (living somewhere where they have teevee).

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