Requesting permission to initiate Project X,

Dave Reynolds

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Tue Dec-27-05 05:11 PM
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Requesting permission to initiate Project X,

Operation Midwest Thunder.

Whisky Tango Foxtrot.

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Orsino

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Tue Dec-27-05 06:17 PM
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1. Just don't tell the F-R-E-E-P-E-R-S. n/t

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Dave Reynolds

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Tue Dec-27-05 06:52 PM
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7. Heck, they never come here.

Nothing to see here, freeps, move along.

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Maestro

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Tue Dec-27-05 06:20 PM
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2. Holy Crap!

What a breach of protocol! Stop dude and start using our alternate communication line via Internet II.

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Dave Reynolds

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Tue Dec-27-05 06:50 PM
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4. Diversionary protocols enabled.

Switching to net II.

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haydukelives

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Tue Dec-27-05 06:44 PM
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3. starting

project J now

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Dave Reynolds

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Tue Dec-27-05 06:51 PM
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5. Affirmative.

Rapid response teams 1-15 dispatched.

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Tue Dec-27-05 06:52 PM
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6. The blue yak skates on the pond!!

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Dave Reynolds

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Tue Dec-27-05 06:53 PM
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8. Cows, curling.

That is all.

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Redstone

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Tue Dec-27-05 06:56 PM
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9. No. It's not time yet, dammit!

We're still doing beta testing on the confabulator.

And until that's ready, the Agenda Projector won't work, and we don't want to let our gay contingent down. They're essential to the success of the Project, after all.

Redstone

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Dave Reynolds

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Tue Dec-27-05 07:00 PM
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10. But...but...but

I already made the calls, darn it.

I was assured the Agenda Projector was ready..

I never get the damn memos.

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Redstone

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Tue Dec-27-05 08:42 PM
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12. It's not quite ready yet...you can still drive by a theater that's

showing Brokeback Mountain, and the the Gay Rays won't get you, because they just can't reach far enough, nor can they overcome the Faraday Cage effect of a steel car body.

I have this on the highest authority...the range needs to be increased considerably, or the Agenda will be missing a critical component.

And you know how important the Agenda is to the overall Project.

Redstone

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texanwitch

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Tue Dec-27-05 07:11 PM
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11. The order to go will be coded in the kitty pictures, be looking for them

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