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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 07:40 PM
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My left ventricle is leaking hydraulic fluid. Is that bad?
Should I see a doctor? Or a mechanic? Or just count my blessings that the stream of phosphoric acid and white miniature christmas lights has finally stopped gushing from my right tear duct?
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 07:42 PM
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1. How much are you leaking?
I mean you could just top off with fluid first thing every morning. But that's bad for the environment in a large sense.

Has the lava flow from your navel stopped?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 07:43 PM
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2. Thanks for the tip! I might just do that.
And no, the lava flow hasn't stopped, but at least it's pahoehoe now and not a'a.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 07:44 PM
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3. Have you had your minimum daily requirement of alcohol?
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 08:23 PM
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4. So YOU are the source of the Chemtrails
:yoiks:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 08:24 PM
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5. No, that's just the bean soup
:nuke:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 08:25 PM
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6. ...
:spray: :rofl:
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Wcross Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 08:29 PM
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7. All hydraulic system leak a bit.......
Just put a bucket under it and get back to work damn it!
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 08:31 PM
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8. Reminds me of a Tshirt I once had
It said, "All Nuclear Facilities Leak"
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Evergreen Emerald Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 08:36 PM
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9. Duct tape
I have a bunch if you need to borrow some!
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 08:37 PM
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10. But do you have the plastic sheeting as called for by the DHS?
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Evergreen Emerald Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-27-05 08:42 PM
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11. Christmas wrap...
:)
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