Ass size & aging - Democratic Underground

yurbud

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Wed Dec-28-05 12:36 AM
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Ass size & aging

Why is it as women get older, their asses tend to get bigger, but as men get older, their ass tends to wither away?

Is there an evolutionary explanation for this?

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The Velveteen Ocelot

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Wed Dec-28-05 12:40 AM
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1. It's true. And here's why:

Over time, male ass molecules gradually detach themselves from their original owner and waft through the air, and eventually attach themselves to a female ass. The older the female ass is, the more receptive it is to an accretion of male ass molecules.

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yurbud

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Wed Dec-28-05 12:53 AM
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2. sounds like ass-trophysics.

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