"I am the only one in my house that can ------- properly."

Me:
- load the dishwasher
- put away the dishes
- make a roux

I make the bed properly. I clean properly, etc. My husband takes care of the yardwork.

:rofl:

in the WORLD who can do that.

P.S. Pass the madeleines.

play golf and masturbate? :shrug:

sweet Jesus! If you leave the room and aren't going back - TURN IT OFF! :crazy:

:P

I swear I go downstairs after work and every frigging light and every frigging TV are on....with no one in sight. It drives me batshit crazy.

My husband can cook anything and everything except rice. I am the one who makes it at my house. I use my grandmothers' secrets to perfect, non-sticky rice every time.

I'll never forget the look on my date's face when I washed the rice to get the starch off. It was like she surprised me in the middle of sacrificing the fatted calf, or some arcane bloody ritual.

:P

Also:
sew a button
sort laundry, fold laundry
file papers

At least, I assume that's the case since nobody else ever makes them.

as resident toilet cleaner, it strikes me that we need a three-foot plexiglass shield around the toliet seat. :eyes: :rofl:

Don't sit on the Plexiglas toilet
Said the momma to her son
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
Make it nice for everyone
But don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah

A boy of 5 stands close to the toilet
Holds the lid up with one hand
Won't let go the lid for fear that
On his banana it will land
Don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah

Boy goes up he eats the enchilada
With the sauce that burns the heart
Family comes to visit family
Momma says don't belch and fart

Don't sit on the Plexiglas toilet
Said the momma to her son
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
Make it nice for everyone
But don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah

Everybody Sing!

Don't sit on the Plexiglas toilet
Said the momma to her son
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
Make it nice for everyone
But don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah

Don't sit on the Plexiglas toilet
Said the momma to her son
Wipe the butt clean with the paper
Make it nice for everyone
But don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet yeah

You're going to get more use out of those boots than you thought!

:rofl:

I hold my boots in far too high esteem for such purposes!

...thanks to the crack 3-year old photographer on the case, catching the moment perfectly!

:evilgrin:

I'm going to have the wear the boots. I don't think anyone would recognize me by my face!:rofl:

...no one will miss your calling card then...

:evilgrin:

:rofl:

...get in line early!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=160x16299

I've yet to get the heat fixed in my vehicle, and you know how wise traveling sans heat is in MN! I've got a friend with a new baby I neeeed to go see though (in Isanti) so who knows...

give a foot massage
adjust the air conditioner's thermostat
cook pasta

a bottle, parse Hebrew, make cookies, and spit on the floor.

It's just me and the fish!

cook meat
shop for and put away the groceries
trim the shrubs

Plus change the toilet paper roll and clean the catbox.

Wash dishes

:P

and dangle the beloved orange fuzzy"

In StirFry's opinion, anyway.

Read words with more than three syllables
Effectively wipe thier own ass

check to make sure the door is locked at night

make sure the TV is off. (My honey shuts off the cable box and sometimes forgets to make sure the TV is off too).

clean the litter boxes

clean up pet barf, hairballs, etc.

find pots and pans in our tiny kitchen

puts the new roll of toilet paper in the roller

Well, I am!

:shrug:

At least that's how I feel today. Sheesh.

On a good day, it's

clean
cook
balance the checkbook

what the hell is up with that? x(

since I'm the only one in the joint with that opposable-thumbs thing.

Lucy does, however, lick herself with far greater skill than I.

Like, eww.

:cry:

:hug:

But I'm hoping to do better. :blush:

Ah, not to worry... you already are doing better! :bounce::loveya:

At least it looks that way on the TV! I love her! :bounce:

I don't get any chances to do it, you see...

:yoiks: