predictions for 2006 thread
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Thu Dec-29-05 07:08 PM
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predictions for 2006 thread
using my super powers, i predict:some peopLe wiLL mistakenLy write, "2005" on their checks.
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Thu Dec-29-05 07:10 PM
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1. During june sixth, a jackass will find the date somehow significant
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Thu Dec-29-05 07:17 PM
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3. Don't even act like you're not having a Satan party that night.
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Thu Dec-29-05 07:19 PM
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5. I can't. All the satanists I know are into the S&M
And my heinie is too delicate to be paddled. :cry:
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Sun Jan-01-06 02:14 AM
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38. I'm gonna write all my checks for the month on that day!
What fun! I may even write a bunch of checks for like $.50 to churches... or maybe only $.02... maybe we can DU the Christian Coalition with a few thousand $.02 checks dated 6/6/6... Fun, huh?
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Thu Dec-29-05 07:12 PM
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2. I will be doing that for weeks
On checks, on bank slips...it takes me a while to adjust to remembering a new number! :hi:
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Thu Dec-29-05 07:57 PM
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Thu Dec-29-05 07:19 PM
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4. There will be a flame war in the lounge over a REALLY stupid topic.
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Thu Dec-29-05 07:25 PM
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11. There will be a flamewar in GD over a legitimate topic...
But with a whole lot of stupid comments.
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Fri Dec-30-05 12:43 AM
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There are not going to be any flame wars on stupid topics and you fucking well know it. That's just the sort of inane comment that a freeper would make. Are you on Rove's payroll? (Was I supposed to wait a few more days for this, or is it OK to get a head start?)
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Thu Dec-29-05 07:21 PM
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6. There will be at least 1 variation of "Bush is toast" per day in GD
I think that's about the average, no?
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Thu Dec-29-05 07:24 PM
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8. Along with a "we're doomed" posted by the same person within an hour
Edited on Thu Dec-29-05 07:24 PM by jpgray
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Thu Dec-29-05 07:24 PM
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This (insert a bush crime here) is the smoking gun!!!
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Thu Dec-29-05 07:23 PM
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Edited on Thu Dec-29-05 07:25 PM by Liberalynn
will make a whole bunch of really big errors. Wait, he did that this year too. :rofl:
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Thu Dec-29-05 07:24 PM
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10. * will do something counter to the interests
and well-being of the vast majority of Earthlings. Just a hunch.
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Thu Dec-29-05 07:26 PM
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I think that is a pretty safe bet.
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Thu Dec-29-05 07:32 PM
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13. This aunt of a clairvoyant girl hereby predicts that
the Admins will crack down on "brazilian" threads, not only directing mods to lock threads but tombstoning repeat offenders, in a ridiculous nod to whiners. ;)
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Thu Dec-29-05 07:38 PM
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14. 2006 will contain exactly (mark this down) 12 months...
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Thu Dec-29-05 07:42 PM
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15. Many people who predicted things will look like asses.
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Thu Dec-29-05 07:58 PM
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17. the war on thanksgiving wiLL be the dominating issue
in the midterm eLections.
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Thu Dec-29-05 08:01 PM
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18. During 2006, the U.S. government will actually listen to its citizens.
With or without a warrant.
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Thu Dec-29-05 08:04 PM
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19. My ignore list will grow proportionately to the number of registrations
and it will still irk me when people post the number of "DUers" as a base of their argument when the number is total bullshit.
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Fri Dec-30-05 01:39 PM
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30. but there are 879,000,000 DUers!
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Thu Dec-29-05 09:16 PM
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20. i wiLL find a bud on the carpet and rejoice
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Thu Dec-29-05 09:17 PM
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Thu Dec-29-05 09:59 PM
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25. I found a big donkey dick under the tree. Twelve inches long
and four inches wide.
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Fri Dec-30-05 02:16 PM
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32. Oh, I hope you're right about that one!
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Thu Dec-29-05 09:22 PM
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22. we will meet again in 2006
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Thu Dec-29-05 09:46 PM
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amaya feet. :hi: :loveya:
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Thu Dec-29-05 09:28 PM
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Thu Dec-29-05 10:07 PM
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26. That after the election fraud has been exposed, John Kerry will be
inaugurated President. :popcorn: :popcorn:
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Thu Dec-29-05 10:18 PM
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27. I predict that you'll do whatever it is that needs to be done-
to get Rev Acts to come back to DU.
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Fri Dec-30-05 01:37 PM
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29. this thread wiLL get kicked
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Sun Jan-01-06 02:02 AM
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what do y'know, i was right.
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Fri Dec-30-05 01:41 PM
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31. I predict that there will be at least one DUer who will accost and annoy
others, until one day it finally comes to a head and everyone lashes out at that DUer who goes crying to the "unmentionable site" saying they never wanted to be here in the first place.... oh wait, you said 2006.
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Fri Dec-30-05 02:18 PM
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33. You said you weren't going to pick on me next year.
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Fri Dec-30-05 02:30 PM
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35. I won't! I got confused.
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Fri Dec-30-05 02:24 PM
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that I will find more grey hairs on my head in 2006.
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Sun Jan-01-06 02:05 AM
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37. I predict that all the predictions in GD will be realized.
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Sun Jan-01-06 05:01 AM
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39. A high ranking govt official will pull his head out of his ass...
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Sun Jan-01-06 05:12 AM
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41. ...and it will all be secretly recorded
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Sun Jan-01-06 05:22 AM
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42. Ah, yes — a relatively recent CIA development
The POTUS AssCam™. Accept no substitutes!
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43. The Fundies will whine about gays destroying "traditional marriage",
while completely ignoring what divorce, spousal abuse and subjugation of women are doing to it. :eyes:
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