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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-29-05 08:35 PM Original message |
Absolution!! Get your shiny new absolution here!!! |
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bigwillq (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-29-05 08:40 PM Response to Original message |
1. I use to steal baseball cards from Woolworth's |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-29-05 08:46 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. You know that they're bankrupt and out business today because of you? |
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bigwillq (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-29-05 08:50 PM Response to Reply #3 |
6. It probably was my fault. |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-29-05 08:41 PM Response to Original message |
2. I let my 2-year-old drink half a cup of coffee this morning. |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-29-05 08:49 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. No Hell for you, my dear.... You're forgiven |
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redwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-29-05 08:49 PM Response to Reply #2 |
5. Yup, as soon as the caffeine kicks in, you are definitely going to hell. |
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redwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-29-05 08:51 PM Response to Original message |
7. I'm not a witch at all. |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-29-05 08:55 PM Response to Reply #7 |
9. False advertising, eh? That's real bad |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-29-05 08:53 PM Response to Original message |
8. No need... |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-29-05 08:57 PM Response to Reply #8 |
11. Hey, mine is both shiny and new, not like that |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-29-05 08:59 PM Response to Reply #11 |
13. Only two years...maybe three... |
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purr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-29-05 08:56 PM Response to Original message |
10. I get bad thoughts bout my doctor who is incredibly sexy... |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-29-05 08:59 PM Response to Reply #10 |
15. Oh you naughty, naughty minx |
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bigwillq (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-29-05 08:58 PM Response to Original message |
12. HEY SCORP..... |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-29-05 09:02 PM Response to Reply #12 |
16. Okay, you've got this creepy masochism vibe about you... |
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bigwillq (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-29-05 09:05 PM Response to Reply #16 |
18. Am I scaring you? |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-29-05 09:08 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. Scared isn't the word |
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bigwillq (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-29-05 09:15 PM Response to Reply #19 |
25. Well, we will have to get together |
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Sanity Claws (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-29-05 08:59 PM Response to Original message |
14. I've had impure thoughts |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-29-05 09:04 PM Response to Reply #14 |
17. Hey, PM me if I'm one of them |
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Liberalynn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-29-05 09:11 PM Response to Original message |
20. I've put a curse on someone, namely my slimey ex boss, |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-29-05 09:13 PM Response to Reply #20 |
22. Next time, read the instructions |
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northofdenali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-29-05 09:11 PM Response to Original message |
21. I just lied. |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-29-05 09:14 PM Response to Reply #21 |
24. The spankings will come in in another thread. This is about absolution |
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Maestro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-29-05 09:14 PM Response to Original message |
23. I voted effin republican once in the 80's. |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-29-05 09:17 PM Response to Reply #23 |
27. That's a long time to stew in your regret juices |
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Maestro (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-29-05 09:18 PM Response to Reply #27 |
28. Thank oh thank you Mr. Scorpio. |
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SeattleGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-29-05 09:17 PM Response to Original message |
26. I've had naughty thoughts. |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-29-05 09:20 PM Response to Reply #26 |
29. Hey, I'm always one to encourage impure thoughts |
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SeattleGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-29-05 09:26 PM Response to Reply #29 |
30. Oh boy! |
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