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Jara sang (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 12:13 AM Original message |
When you are alone in your house at night. |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 12:14 AM Response to Original message |
1. A grenade, with the pin pulled |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 12:25 AM Response to Reply #1 |
7. I hope you're wearing your "Come at me, fuckers!" t-shirt |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 12:27 AM Response to Reply #7 |
9. sadly, it was burned to a crisp during the last contention |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 12:29 AM Response to Reply #9 |
10. Ah, when the ice machine started and you thought it was a gang of ninjas? |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 12:29 AM Response to Reply #10 |
11. IT WAS! STOP LAUGHING AT ME! |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 12:31 AM Response to Reply #11 |
13. It was no surprise--I've seen what you use to fortify yourself |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 12:32 AM Response to Reply #13 |
14. Don't bring my family into this! |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 12:34 AM Response to Reply #14 |
15. Hey, my family too |
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texanwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 12:15 AM Response to Original message |
2. Ever notice all the strange sounds, my two old cats will look up like |
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madeline_con (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 02:51 AM Response to Reply #2 |
24. They see dead people. n/t |
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SofaKingLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 12:16 AM Response to Original message |
3. 9mm |
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Crazy Guggenheim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 12:22 AM Response to Reply #3 |
5. I hope you use hollowpoints. |
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Crazy Guggenheim (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 12:21 AM Response to Original message |
4. Crossbow and axe. |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 12:24 AM Response to Original message |
6. I turn on a fan for the white noise to drown out spooky noises |
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jpgray (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 12:26 AM Response to Original message |
8. Nope--nonviolent gent, me |
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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 12:30 AM Response to Original message |
12. We have a whole-house plus motion sensor alarm system...... |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 12:34 AM Response to Original message |
16. Nothing for me. |
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Flaxbee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-31-05 12:41 PM Response to Reply #16 |
72. LOL! I've been trying to figure out what a nerd-o-well |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 12:34 AM Response to Original message |
17. My skateboard is always within arm's reach |
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Omphaloskepsis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 12:43 AM Response to Reply #17 |
19. If you had to use it... |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 12:47 AM Response to Reply #19 |
20. Held by the rear truck... |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-31-05 02:10 AM Response to Reply #17 |
61. I've seen Kids |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-31-05 11:39 AM Response to Reply #61 |
68. Precisely. |
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NMMNG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 12:42 AM Response to Original message |
18. I have pepper spray |
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qnr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 12:50 AM Response to Original message |
21. I just look them straight in the eye, say: "You are my post!" and they |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 11:20 PM Response to Reply #21 |
51. I should adopt that policy. Seems all too true for me. |
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AlienGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 01:01 AM Response to Original message |
22. I keep my phone and my cockatoo ready |
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Fox Mulder (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 01:01 AM Response to Original message |
23. Nope. |
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electricmonk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 03:06 AM Response to Original message |
25. Nope |
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fizzgig (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 03:26 AM Response to Original message |
26. nope |
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northofdenali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 04:58 AM Response to Original message |
27. Duct tape. |
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RebelOne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 06:45 AM Response to Original message |
28. Nope. I have two dogs and one is a Rottweiler. |
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khashka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 07:04 AM Response to Reply #28 |
30. God help you |
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RebelOne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 05:40 PM Response to Reply #30 |
34. Yup, my Rottie is a big, big baby. |
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khashka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 07:07 PM Response to Reply #34 |
37. Yeah, they look scary |
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khashka (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 07:01 AM Response to Original message |
29. Actually I don't feel threatened |
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Callalily (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 08:41 AM Response to Original message |
31. Only armed with |
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Nikia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 05:14 PM Response to Original message |
32. My little dog alerts me if anyone comes near the house |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 05:34 PM Response to Original message |
33. Not really |
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ChoralScholar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 05:42 PM Response to Original message |
35. When my wife is gone, the dogs sleep in the bed with me. |
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GrumpyGreg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 07:05 PM Response to Original message |
36. Dog ! No problem. |
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Wcross (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 08:07 PM Response to Original message |
38. I am almost always alone at night- in the sticks. |
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madeline_con (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-31-05 02:23 AM Original message |
Your dogs constitute a pack. |
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Nicole (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 08:19 PM Response to Original message |
39. Yes |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 08:21 PM Response to Original message |
40. M-79 with a Beehive round. |
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Wcross (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 08:59 PM Response to Reply #40 |
43. I don't expect that kind of trouble......... |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 11:05 PM Response to Reply #43 |
49. You want to get rid of them. And now. |
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Wcross (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 11:36 PM Response to Reply #49 |
55. This is just a bag of darts- no explosive components. |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 11:40 PM Response to Reply #55 |
58. None better than yours. They'll make good concrete reinforcement. |
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evlbstrd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 08:25 PM Response to Original message |
41. My brother. |
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Wcross (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 09:02 PM Response to Reply #41 |
44. If your brother is home- you don't qualify........ |
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evlbstrd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 09:18 PM Response to Reply #44 |
46. You don't know my brother. |
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Wcross (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 10:26 PM Response to Reply #46 |
48. Alone= By oneself, without human company. |
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evlbstrd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-31-05 02:08 AM Response to Reply #48 |
60. Well, at least I've got the dog going for me. |
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Wcross (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-31-05 09:55 AM Response to Reply #60 |
67. I'm sorry- I do tend to get overly technical at times. n/t |
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evlbstrd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-31-05 02:22 PM Response to Reply #67 |
73. No need to apologize. |
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LSK (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 08:35 PM Response to Original message |
42. no |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 09:04 PM Response to Original message |
45. I keep you guys close at hand. Honest to gosh, when I am alone I leave |
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ContraBass Black (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 10:20 PM Response to Original message |
47. I'm thinking about getting a four D-cell mag light. |
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MrSlayer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 11:14 PM Response to Original message |
50. I wear my gunbelt, a quart of pig's blood and nothing else. |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 11:36 PM Response to Reply #50 |
54. Precisely, the perp will KNOW in no uncertain terms that |
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MissB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 11:24 PM Response to Original message |
52. What the hell is a nerdowell? |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 11:33 PM Response to Original message |
53. I keep my rage and inward held angst nicely built up inside. |
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wildhorses (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 11:36 PM Response to Original message |
56. how to install a "poor man's" security system |
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Wapsie B (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 11:41 PM Response to Reply #56 |
59. Thanks for the laugh. |
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Lorien (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-30-05 11:38 PM Response to Original message |
57. Nope. I've lived alone for nearly two decades |
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Wcross (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-31-05 08:34 AM Response to Reply #57 |
65. Happiness is a cold gun. |
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mcscajun (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-31-05 02:32 PM Response to Reply #65 |
76. True...a cold gun is better than a warm one. |
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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-31-05 02:19 AM Response to Original message |
62. Not at all. |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-31-05 02:23 AM Response to Original message |
63. I am a fraidy cat |
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specimenfred1984 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-31-05 02:38 AM Response to Original message |
64. You Didn't Grow Up With a Schizophrenic Did You? |
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madrchsod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-31-05 09:39 AM Response to Original message |
66. i have a one and half year old |
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gristy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-31-05 12:14 PM Response to Original message |
69. Front door is locked. |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-31-05 12:25 PM Response to Original message |
70. I sleep nekkid. That usually scares 'em off. |
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auntAgonist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-31-05 02:24 PM Response to Reply #70 |
74. ...... |
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sleipnir (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-31-05 12:37 PM Response to Original message |
71. I keep this baby close by...if the pirates come, they're going down!! |
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Common Sense Party (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Dec-31-05 02:25 PM Response to Original message |
75. No, but when I traveled a great deal |
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