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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 10:40 AM
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People who criticize my convenience oriented lifestyle piss me off.
I mean, c'mon. It is just a little plastic for cryin' out loud.






:popcorn:



matcom, how'd I do?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 10:41 AM
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1. You probably eat children. Which, actually, is a good thing.
And killing dogs. Nothing better than afternoon slitting the throats of children and dogs.

And kicking old people.

And telling the handicapped to go find their own fucking stall, you like this nice big one by the door where you will leave your shopping cart when you're done shopping for shit to take home and throw away.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 10:42 AM
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2. No, I LOVE kids, except in restaurants.
They are obnoxious in restaurants and have no business disrupting my lovely lunch.

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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 10:45 AM
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4. What bothers me are kids at movies, like Harry Potter and Finding Nemo
when I want to watch a movie, not be saddled with listening to a bunch of screaming kids popping up and down out of their seats, running up and down the aisles, and tossing popcorn everywhere.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 10:55 AM
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12. I'll tell you what REALLY pisses me off.
Kids at theme parks. They are always crying or whining or pissing and moaning about something and their parents are always yelling 'you better have fun, this cost us a fortune, blah, blah, blah'.

What about ME? How am I supposed to enjoy "It's a Small World" with all that blathering going on? When does it get to be my turn?
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 11:06 AM
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14. Damn right! Same with Chuck E Cheeze!
"I'm trying to listen to the band, you goddamn punks! Shut up!!"
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 11:09 AM
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15. Word.
:thumbsup:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 10:45 AM
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3. I hate when "laws" and "morality"
affect my life style. That is why I run down pedestrians when they try to cross the street when I have a GREEN light. They are just ASKING for it, you know?

:hi:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 10:53 AM
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8. So many pedestrians, so little time.
:hi:
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Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 10:54 AM
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11. You can turn it into a game to pass the time
old people with walkers mean double points
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 10:46 AM
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5. not bad. not bad at all
:thumbsup:
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 10:47 AM
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6. Are you speaking of your always-on tube-fed portable urine receptacle?
I see no problem with this.

Sounds bloody convenient.

Carry on.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 10:53 AM
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9. Let me tell you. That stuff rocks!!!
Totally removed the pet stains.....I wish they would go public so I could buy stock in the company.

First product I have used that actually did the job.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 10:47 AM
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7. So?
:shrug:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 10:54 AM
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10. Did you use a credit card to buy a cup of coffee?
Well, it's better than whipping out the check book.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 10:58 AM
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13. Damn straight.
I am totally in this for me....
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