Okay...Tom Cruise needs to be committed. NOW. I heard on the radio.....

Sannum

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Fri Dec-30-05 12:20 PM
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Okay...Tom Cruise needs to be committed. NOW. I heard on the radio.....

Edited on Fri Dec-30-05 12:21 PM by Sannum

that Tommy plans on Breastfeeding the child. Himself.

I thought his new PR team was supposed to make him look normal.:eyes:

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Taverner

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Fri Dec-30-05 12:22 PM
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1. Is he gonna use some supersecret squirrel Dianetics method

To make him lactate?

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Hugin

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Fri Dec-30-05 12:24 PM
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3. Oxytocin injections...

Edited on Fri Dec-30-05 12:25 PM by Prag

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxytocin

That'll do the trick...

(JUST SO LONG AS IT'S NOT ANTIDEPRESSANTS!... by golly)

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Sannum

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Fri Dec-30-05 12:29 PM
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5. How is it that they believe in all this stuff

but when it comes to epidurals or pain relief during birth, or anti-depressants or therapy, it is EVIL and against the teachings of a doped up wackjob.

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Hugin

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Fri Dec-30-05 12:32 PM
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6. Hypocrisy is the opiate of the religious...

It's the whole core of the "Do as I say, not as I do." mentality.

No kidding.

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Hugin

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Fri Dec-30-05 12:22 PM
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2. Does he plan to have hormone shots?

or is it over-the-shoulder jugs?

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Sannum

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Fri Dec-30-05 12:27 PM
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4. They didn't say the method....

I thought they were joking at first, but they were serious. What a Loon.

L. Ron Jr is going to be one fucked up kid. I hope that I am still around when the kid writes his version of "Mommie Dearest". I will put it next to my copy of the books by Paris, Prince and Blanket Jackson:P.

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Fleshdancer

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Fri Dec-30-05 12:49 PM
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7. I SUPPORT THIS!

If I have to carry the kid in my womb, give birth to him/her and deal with f*cked up hormones surging throughout my system, the VERY LEAST you guys can do is breastfeed for us women. Must we do EVERYTHING?? Isn't there a tribe in Africa that does this without hormone shots? Another DUer told me about this a few years ago.

:D

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dolo amber

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Fri Dec-30-05 12:54 PM
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8. ...

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alphafemale

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Fri Dec-30-05 12:57 PM
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9. He's like a nut you can play with outside! nt

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Fri Dec-30-05 01:00 PM
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10. Like this?

Colombo - A 38-year-old Sri Lankan man, whose wife had died three months ago, appears to have the ability to breastfeed his two infant daughters, doctors said on Wednesday.

The man, from the central town of Walapone, lost his wife during childbirth.

"My eldest daughter refused to be fed with powdered milk liquid in the feeding bottle.

"I was so moved one evening and to stop her crying I offered my breast. I then realised that I was capable of breastfeeding her," the man admitted.

Dr Kamal Jayasinghe, deputy director of a Sri Lankan government hospital, was quoted as saying it was possible for men to produce milk if the prolactine hormone became hyperactive. - Sapa-AFP

http://www.unassistedchildbirth.com/miscarticles/milkmen.html

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Jamastiene

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Fri Dec-30-05 02:14 PM
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11. We should be so lucky.

I agree with you though.

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