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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 01:57 PM
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Elmo is dead
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 01:59 PM
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1. Looks like Mr. Noodle finally had enough of his peeping
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 02:01 PM
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2. Id like to think that he realized that he really can't sing
And that Dorothy really neglected him - and never loved him anyway.
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 02:02 PM
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4. I think it was grief over the death of Mr Noodle that finally did him in.
:cry:
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 02:03 PM
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7. Either that or he was just told he was the bastard child of Telly
and Prarie Dawn...
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rbnyc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 02:01 PM
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3. Don't let my son see that!! (nt)
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 02:02 PM
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5. YOU MURDERER!
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 02:02 PM
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6. I suspect Bert. Bert is Evil.
http://www.bertisevil.tv/index2.htm

Really.


There's proof and everything.
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 02:15 PM
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8. Sad, but it's true
Muppet suicide spikes over the holidays.
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 02:27 PM
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9. You are a sad, strange little man.
:)

that's a direct quote from Buzz Lightyear to Woody, btw.
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 02:28 PM
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10. He died long before today in my house.
I drove over him w/ a riding lawnmover in August of 2001.
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Catamount Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 02:28 PM
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11. LMAO thanks!
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 02:30 PM
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12. Sick thing is.... I hear he likes that kind of thing....
Edited on Fri Dec-30-05 02:30 PM by LaraMN
It's always the children's show characters that end up being a little "off."

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Metta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 02:32 PM
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13. I wonder what he'll be in his next life?
I hope he lived a good and clean life.
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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 02:46 PM
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14. Someone who's gonna have a really shitty life.
He's got a LOT of fuckin atoning to do for contributing to the dumbing down (and eventual selling out) of Sesame Street, and for that god-awful Elmo's World.
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Metta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 11:13 PM
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24. Oh well
Chickens come home to roost.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 02:48 PM
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15. OMIGOD!
I must shield my grandson from this horror!

He takes an Elmo BOOK to bed.....

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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 02:54 PM
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16. So much for him fronting the revamped INXS.
Too bad, they were due for a comeback.
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tinfoilinfor2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 03:14 PM
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17. I just saw him this morning and he didn't look at all depressed.
The tinfoil in me points to a conspiracy.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 03:15 PM
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18. This photo is clearly doctored probably by the CIA
Elmo is now a CIA agent just like Jim Morrison.
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MN ChimpH8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 03:55 PM
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19. It was Bert. I am sure of it.
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catmandu57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 05:31 PM
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20. Ya betcha, that goddamned bert is one sick puppy
He's got meth freak written all over him.
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AntiCoup2K4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 07:00 PM
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21. Well, you should have known better than to trust Bert!
Edited on Fri Dec-30-05 07:00 PM by AntiCoup2K4

He's one of them evil Sodomites, ya know!
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Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 08:12 PM
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22. I think I know who did it!
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jmowreader Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-30-05 10:46 PM
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23. The sickest part of this thread is...
I was POSITIVE, absolutely CERTAIN, that this was gonna be the fucking Brazilian joke.
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