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The Straight Story

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Fri Dec-30-05 07:11 PM
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Tony Curtis plays Jesus at Parties

CURTIS PLAYS JESUS AT PARTIES

Movie veteran TONY CURTIS tests his acting skills by pretending he's JESUS CHRIST at parties.

The SOME LIKE IT HOT star reveals he learned to act by playing pretend characters in acting classes at the beginning of his career and now he likes to attend parties as Jesus to befuddle guests and hosts alike.

He explains, "That was an acting class experiment... They'd send you out of the room, and the instructor would say, 'When he comes back, he's Jesus Christ. Treat him as such.'

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ghostsofgiants

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Fri Dec-30-05 07:20 PM
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1. Yeah, but...

I bet the people are pissed when they run out of booze and he can't turn the water into wine for them.

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Fri Dec-30-05 07:34 PM
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4. That's when you grab a straw and stab a liver :) (nt)

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EstimatedProphet

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Fri Dec-30-05 07:26 PM
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2. Tony Curtis as Jesus...

Oy...

"Behowld, I em Jesus da Krist. Whosoevuh beeleevith in me shull not perush bud have ertunul life wit my fodda."

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supernova

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Fri Dec-30-05 07:27 PM
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3. .

I can hear this so well in my head! :crazy:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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