Single Men: What are you looking for in 2006?

wildhorses

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Sat Dec-31-05 12:15 AM
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Poll question: Single Men: What are you looking for in 2006?

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wildhorses

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Sat Dec-31-05 12:42 AM
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1. shameless and ill mannered kick

I guess there are NO single men in the HOUSE tonight....

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RevCheesehead

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Sat Dec-31-05 12:44 AM
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3. Are you kidding?

They're here, but terrified to post. Once they do, all the single women will be swarming all over them. :P

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wildhorses

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Sat Dec-31-05 12:47 AM
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5. bunch of scaredy cats

and the wildhorses stampedes after rearing and kicking....

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gmoney

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Sat Dec-31-05 12:54 AM
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7. Bring. It. On.

:hi:

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Dec-31-05 12:43 AM
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2. A new computer .............

:popcorn:

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wildhorses

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Sat Dec-31-05 12:45 AM
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4. Hey Crazy

good to see you

am I being obnoxious with my kicking?

:popcorn:

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Crazy Guggenheim

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Sat Dec-31-05 12:48 AM
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6. Heck no.

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khashka

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Sat Dec-31-05 12:58 AM
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8. A middle aged man with good insurance

Khash/

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xmas74

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Sat Dec-31-05 01:10 AM
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10. I know of one

but he seems to like women instead who like to tie him down.

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hfojvt

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Sat Dec-31-05 05:35 AM
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18. hey

that would be me. :hi:
Except that I am hetero and I am not sure what my employer's policy is on unmarried partners.

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khashka

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Sat Dec-31-05 05:45 AM
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19. But you offer yourself to me anyway?

That's really sweet :)

We can fool 'em! I look great in a dress!

Khash.

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hfojvt

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Sat Dec-31-05 06:03 AM
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20. Yeah I have had men tell me I have nice legs.

And those are hetero men too. I had really long hair before my 20th high school reunion, so I thought it would be cool to go in drag. I could imagine my male class-mates wondering "who is that girl, she looks familiar." (obviously it would not work if a bunch of them said "dude, what are you doing in a dress? Didn't you used to be a guy?") I mentioned the idea to a few people and nobody thought it was funny, so I dropped it.

As for being sweet, well I do have to suck up, no pun intended, to the potential new mod.

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khashka

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Sat Dec-31-05 06:29 AM
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21. As for sucking up.....

While I'm always in favour of that.... it won't do you any good. Hell will freeze over before they make me a mod. (What Skinner hasn't realized is that I fully intend to boss people around anyway.)

So maybe the sucking up will earn you a few brownie points after all :)

Khash.

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Dangerously Amused

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Sat Dec-31-05 01:03 AM
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9. Hey! You forgot about me!

Ms. Behavin' :evilgrin:

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dpbrown

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Sat Dec-31-05 02:12 AM
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11. If you're not careful...

...you'll turn into Ms. Demeanor...

Rowr...

:evilgrin:

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Dangerously Amused

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Sat Dec-31-05 11:30 AM
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23. Cuddlin' wit me IS a misdemeanor, baby.

Da mo' yo miss, da meaner yo gets!

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dpbrown

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Sun Jan-01-06 02:11 PM
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24. Lock me up, officer...

I'm thinking o' breakin' the law!

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SofaKingLiberal

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Sat Dec-31-05 02:15 AM
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12. Same as 2005

Edited on Sat Dec-31-05 02:15 AM by SofaKingLiberal

Ms. Right Now.

:woohoo:

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Sat Dec-31-05 02:16 AM
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13. Ms. Conduct.

;)

Actually, just about any woman will do right about now.

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Indy_Dem_Defender

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Sat Dec-31-05 02:53 AM
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14. Ms. Half Right ( half sister to Ms. Right)

Example of this, alot of guys probably think Jessica Simpson would be the perfect Ms. Right (Nick No longer!) Stupid, Christian, Blonde, Tanned, & Busty you get my point. But I've always thought Ashley was the better looking Simpson sister she doesn't look fake like jessica, (Not counting her singing LOL) so she's gotten less attention in life, so to make up for this she's had to develop a personality unlike her sister.

So my thing is I'd rather have the sister of the supposed Ms. Right, because she's had to develop things in life Brains, Personality, Etc. to get noticed all through out life.

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ForrestGump

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Sat Dec-31-05 03:51 AM
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15. I think I already found it, without looking

The Master understands without leaving
Sees clearly without looking
Accomplishes much without doing anything

- Lao Tzu

:D

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supernova

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Sun Jan-01-06 02:15 PM
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25. I'm happy for you

Edited on Sun Jan-01-06 02:17 PM by supernova

nevermind.

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billyskank

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Sat Dec-31-05 03:53 AM
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16. Someone who likes me, maybe

then I'll take it from there.

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aclog

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Sat Dec-31-05 04:25 AM
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17. Any of the above will do

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RushIsRot

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Sat Dec-31-05 09:25 AM
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22. No change in my current status!

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