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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 02:11 PM
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Now, once again, it's time to play, "Name your favorite Urban Legend!"
Do you have one?
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 02:12 PM
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1. The woman that dries her dog off in the microwave
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 02:34 PM
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7. YIKES! That's a gross one!
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 02:13 PM
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2. The one where the lady brings a dog home from Mexico
and it turns out to be a water rat.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 02:43 PM
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10. It's wierd, and it's been going on for years!
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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 02:14 PM
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3. The rocket on the car that goes off a cliff.
I loved that one.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 02:48 PM
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11. Ooh, that's a good one!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 02:19 PM
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4. The one where it's said all black men have...
That is an urban legend, right? :evilgrin:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 02:50 PM
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12. I wouldn't know about that one, Pard.
:shrug:
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Lavender Brown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 02:21 PM
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5. I still love the "ghost" in Three Men and a Baby
:o Still can't believe how many people actually thought it was true.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 04:09 PM
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22. Aha, an interesting one, Lavendar.
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texanwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 02:29 AM
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87. I think I know what you are talking about.
Is that the one where a little boy is standing by a curtain, and no one should have been there.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 03:51 AM
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92. Yes, it was. It was a small cut out of one of the characters, Ted Danson.
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calico1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 02:26 PM
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6. I like the one about waking up in a
bathtub full of ice with a phone next to the tub and a note saying to call 911 right away. Your kidneys have been stolen! :crazy:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 04:11 PM
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23. Ha ha ha ha ha!
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 04:58 PM
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31. I love that one because it's so improbable, and so "believed".
Like, criminals who steal live human tissue are going to take the time to keep you alive, and also risk leaving a witness. :eyes:
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 12:52 PM
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57. But - but - but -- it was on "Law & Order!"
Don't disillusion me... :(
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 01:15 PM
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62. Yep, along with a sample of their hand writing!
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 02:35 PM
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8. Definitely the JATO Assisted Vega into the side of a mountain
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 04:29 PM
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28. LOL, back in my days it was a '63 Impala
I heard they were able to identify the vehicle from the wheelcovers, the only thing that survived the fire. Story was the hubcaps flew off at mach1, shortly after the car went airborne.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 01:21 PM
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63. Snopes has it as a 1967 Chevy Impala, but say they've heard it as others.
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Seabiscuit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 02:36 PM
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9. Crocodiles in the NYC sewer system.
People were afraid to sit on toilets (yoiks, what an image).
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 03:19 PM
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16. There have been gators found there, but not in the sewer.
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TallahasseeGrannie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 02:56 PM
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13. Proctor and Gamble
is a Satan loving cult.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 04:19 PM
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25. Oh yeah, that is a pervading one, too!
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 03:03 PM
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14. Well it was The Babysitter and The Man Upstairs...
Until I did a reserach paper on it for my Urban Legends folklore class last semester. Now I never want to hear it again as long as I live.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 03:24 PM
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19. I saw one of the movies and it was scary!
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 03:25 PM
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20. Yeah...
Smith, Paul. The Book of Nasty Legends.
Glasgow: Fontana/Collins, 1984. ISBN 0-00-636856-5 (p. 97).

He was my professor. Nice guy. Had a friendly english accent.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 04:16 PM
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24. WOW! He's got an impressive list of achievements!
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 04:55 PM
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29. Wow, I had never seen that...
Very impressive indeed.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 05:00 PM
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33. He must be an amazing educator.
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 05:01 PM
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34. Well, I loved his class, haha
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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 05:04 PM
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35. Publish or Perish...Damn...he's not going anywhere
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 05:25 PM
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37. An impressive list, to be sure!
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DeposeTheBoyKing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 03:04 PM
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15. The "tarantulas in the cactus" one
I was fooled by that one years ago before there was such a thing as the Internet!
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 04:56 PM
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30. Found it! It makes interesting reading.
Edited on Sat Dec-31-05 04:56 PM by BikeWriter
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 03:23 PM
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17. Has to be the first two I ever heard...
The babysitter receiving creepy calls that turned out to be coming from inside the house, and the teenage lovers attacked by the man with the hook for a hand.

I heard both of those at about age 12, when I had no idea what an "urban legend" was. I now collect books on the subject!
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 02:24 AM
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86. Yep, both of those are favorites of other posters, too!
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 03:24 PM
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18. Lights out!
Wherein street gangs initaited new members by having them drive around after dark sans headlights, then requiring them to execute the first person to blink 'em. It's apparently never actually happened.
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purr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 04:22 PM
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26. I still dont blink my lights at cars w/o them on.
Simply because of that - urban legend or not.
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 07:12 PM
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46. And that one is still going around!
Someone at work told me that someone told them who knows...finally it gets down to a probation officer. I ask the name(since I know a few of them). Of course, no one knows the name.

Little idiots! they fell for the legend hook, line and sinker.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 03:55 AM
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95. Snopes says it's false, yes.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 03:48 PM
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21. tie: Richard Gere and the gerbil, or Rod Stewart and the gallon of semen
:eyes:
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darkstar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 04:28 PM
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I like the one
about the vanguard of Thelessian pod people who came down and took over the chi of all those born on February 29 and redirected their energy into their quantic energy propulsion beams so they could send a meesage back through tesseract-folded sub-space to their home planet in NGC-A-1353 to let their kindred know that they were almost out of Pringles and Diet Coke.

Remember when everybody was telling that one?

Sorry Bike Writer. So much for "quality" huh?


:hi:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 09:24 AM
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107. I don't recall that one at all.
:shrug:
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 04:28 PM
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27. The couple at a Vegas hotel. They come back from the casino...
and their room has been ransacked. They called hotel security and upon investigation the couple realized that nothing was stolen. Their camera was even sitting right on the dresser and that wasnt stolen. Very strange or very fortunate? Who knows?

So....the couple finishes their vacation and flys home to Nebraska. They send the film from the camera to be developed and printed. Going through the prints they see a picture that they didnt take. A pic taken in their hotel room of a big naked ass with their toothbrushes stuck up in it.

Heard that one some years ago and got many people to beleive it.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 05:48 PM
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41. I couldn't find that on Snopes. It is funny!
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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 05:00 PM
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32. Oliver North naming Bin Laden as the reason for getting his
super duper security system.

Drives me nuts when I hear this one.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 01:34 PM
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64. That one's still around. Mom just got it.
Debunked by KamaAina!
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 03:43 AM
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90. Yep, here it is. RW lie.
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AwakeAtLast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 05:05 PM
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36. Anything involving Madeline Murry O'Hair
That has been around for decades!
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 03:58 AM
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96. Madalyn Murray O'Hair never petitioned the FCC to ban religious programmin
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MiniMandaRuth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 05:30 PM
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38. Bloody Mary.
Every girl and every boy sleepover has probably had at least one game of Bloody Mary. Sometimes it's the whole group, sometimes it's not.
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 06:09 PM
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44. Haha, my Urban Legends class has completely nerdified this stuff for me...
Edited on Sat Dec-31-05 06:09 PM by primate1
My first reaction to your opst was "cool, ostension!"
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 05:31 PM
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39. Hey, BW, damn good to see you back around.
Happy New Year to you, hoss.

Redstone
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 05:49 PM
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42. Thank you, Pard. I'm still hanging in there.
Many more of the same to you!
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 05:38 PM
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40. Hi BIkeWriter! how are you doing?
happy holidays and all that, hope you are doing ok at least. It can be very tough, been thinking about you and hoping you are ok.

Urban Legend favorite has got to be the microwaved pet, second only to bush was elected in 2000.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 05:53 PM
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43. Thank you, Uppity. Yep, the legend has it both cats and dogs...
have suffered that fate. I once had a man I worked with get a call from his wife saying their cat had gone through the wash with the clothing.
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 06:10 PM
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45. The Willow-walker
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 12:21 PM
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55. Uh oh, I did a search, but couldn't find that one.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 07:20 PM
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47. The couple parking, the scratching on the roof of the car,
the boy gets out to look, the guy with the hook gets them both. It's happened in every lover's lane in the country and maybe even in Europe.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 12:35 PM
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56. In this one the bloody hook is hanging from the car door handle.
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Indy_Dem_Defender Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 08:23 PM
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48. Anyone familiar with wrestling?
If anyone is, they probably have heard of the Ultimate Warrior. Well for the past 15 years there's been the rumor of multiple Ultmate Warriors existing due to his constant disappearances from wrestling, each replacing one killed in some accident, usually involving Being burying alive in a casket, killed in a match, shooting himself, Overdosing on drugs, taking to many steroids and his vains exploding, this is just mostly silly playground rumors that grown very large, I'm actually been suprise the amount of adults that have told me some of these crazy tales and believe it and they know wrestling isn't real. The truth is the real Ultimate Warrior is alive and not really well. This guy's birth name is Jim Helwig, He legally changed it to the Ultimate Warrior (Seriously) named his daughter Indiana so her name is full name is "Indiana Warrior" and I was once flipping thru the channels on the TV and he was on CSPAN speaking about Conservative ideology. The guy gets speaking engagements at colleges and almost starts riots with students because of his crazy Conservative values. Trust me this guys the most far out there Repuke out there, O'Reilly, Rush, Coulter would blush if they were next to him.
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 08:59 PM
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52. Oh man that sucks.
Ultimate Warrior was my fave wrestler back in the day. I heard how there were a "few" UW's but I hadn't heard about his post wrestling downfall.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 12:55 PM
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58. I sid a search on him. You're right, he's wierd!
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Indy_Dem_Defender Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 03:46 PM
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71. Want to see scary
Check out his official website, I just have an image of him sitting behind a computer in his wrestling gear, full face paint getting made shaking the desk when someones makes him mad in email!
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 06:00 PM
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77. Yep, I did go to his website. It's a doozie! ;-)
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WernhamHogg Donating Member (378 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 08:35 PM
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49. Pop rocks
My favorite urban legend is the one about Mikey from the old LIFE cereal commercials, dying after ingesting pop rocks and coke.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 01:02 PM
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60. "Mikey likes it!" Yep, Snopes has it.
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 08:41 PM
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50. Ronald Wilson Reagan was the greatest leader
in the history of the free world. Followed by *


I hate to bring politics to the Lounge but I couldn't resist. :)
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 01:13 PM
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61. Not urban legend, just lies!
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 01:36 PM
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65. President Bush's son George W. was later elected pResident
in his own right.

:) Status: Undetermined.

Actually, I find the Lounge an excellent venue for free-form gratuitous Bush**-bashing...
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 01:42 PM
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66. * bashing should be an Olympic event!
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 08:52 PM
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51. Scrotum Self-Repair
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ComerPerro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 12:59 PM
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59. Ow
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 01:51 PM
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68. Oh my, what an idiot!
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 03:52 AM
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93. I worked in a hospital when that one happened
Still have the photocopy I made from the back of the journal that reported it (a doctor gleefully pointed it out to me). Even with all the stuff that goes on in medical centers, that one was wince-inducing.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 04:00 AM
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97. I can't imagine the guy being that reckless with machinery...
Much less stapling himself back up!
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 04:07 AM
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98. He had some MAJOR cojones!
Well, he did after they swelled up, anyway. :scared:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 04:13 AM
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100. The article said he lost one, too!
YIKES!
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 04:16 AM
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101. Unfortunately,
he could still breed with just the one. :-(
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 04:24 AM
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102. True dat. I'm hoping he never suceeded in reproducing.
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 10:29 PM
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53. The woman cooking herself at the tanning salon.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 01:59 PM
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69. That one has been around for a while! ;-)
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-31-05 11:18 PM
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54. Bloody Mary
Not the cocktail, this Bloody Mary .
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 04:28 PM
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72. That doesn't sound like anyone I'd like to summon!
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 01:44 PM
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67. The "moon landing."
:eyes:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 05:06 PM
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76. Hee hee hee! Yep, that was a good one!
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 02:02 PM
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70. Cockroaches in the Beehive Hairdo
Been around since the early 1960's.

Woman gets hair done in one of those lacquered beehive styles, and then doesn't take it down for weeks and weeks. Goes to the hairdresser to get it redone and when they take down the beehive there are roaches inside.


First time I heard it the beautician and woman in question were in southern Kentucky, but since I have heard several versions with the location being the major change.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 05:03 PM
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75. I remember that one. Yes, bee hives were a crazy fad!
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 04:34 PM
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73. Rod Stewart rushed to hospital, had stomach pumped...
Contents of stomach was 1 gallon of semen/sperm.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 05:02 PM
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74. Yep, that one was gross!
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Hello_Kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 06:41 AM
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103. A gallon?!?!
I always heard it was Elton John. :shrug:
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 08:01 PM
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78. I remember very clearly
being told by a friend that a woman was murdered in the next room while Love Rollercoaster was being recorded. (the song was current at that time; I think I was 11 or 12)

I couldn't listen to it after that. :hi:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-02-06 08:31 PM
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81. Here's the story, complete with a clip of the scream!
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-01-06 08:24 PM
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79. This one is perfect:
The business man who has a one night stand with a hot chick. He wakes up in a bathtub full of ice with his kidneys cut out so she can sell them on the blackmarket.

It's got everything: sex, violence, knives, surgery without anasthestic, victimized yuppie businessmen, evil sexy women, capitalism run wild, random casual sex. What more do you want?

Joe Bob Khash says:

Two breasts.

15 buckets of blood.

Casual sex Fu.

Bad capitalism Fu.

Surgery Fu.

4 stars - check it out. Twice.


Khash
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-02-06 08:36 PM
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82. Yep, Khash. I'll agree, it deserves at least four stars!
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-02-06 02:06 AM
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80. My other favorite
A galactic tyrant named Xenu kidnapped certain individuals who were deemed "excess population" and loaded these individuals into space planes for transport to the site of extermination, the planet of Earth. These space planes were said to have been copies of Douglas DC-8s, with the addition of rocket engines. He then stacked hundreds of billions of these frozen victims around Earth's volcanoes 75 million years ago before blowing them up with hydrogen bombs and brainwashing them with a 3D super colossal motion picture for 36 days, telling them lies of what they are and what the universe should be like and telling them that they are 3 different things: 'Jesus, God, and The Devil.'

The traumatized thetans subsequently clustered around human bodies because they watched the motion picture together, making them think they are all the same thing, in effect acting as invisible spiritual parasites known as "body thetans" that can only be removed using advanced techniques. Xenu is allegedly imprisoned in a mountain by a force field powered by an eternal battery. He is said to be still alive today.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 02:22 AM
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84. Is that supposed to be Scientology?
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 03:32 AM
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89. pretty much
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 04:11 AM
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99. That's somewhat similar to events in The Book of Mormon.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-02-06 09:31 PM
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83. This is priceless! Iron Eyes Cody was actually Italian!
http://www.snopes.com/movies/actors/ironeyes.htm

Iron Eyes Cody was born Espera DeCorti on 3 April 1904 in the small town of Kaplan, Louisiana. He was the son of Francesca Salpietra and Antonio DeCorti, she an immigrant from Sicily who had arrived in the USA in 1902, and he another immigrant who had arrived in America not long before her. Theirs was an arranged marriage, and the couple had four children, with Espera (or Oscar, as he was called) their second eldest. In 1909, when Espera was five years old, Antonio DeCorti abandoned his wife and children and headed for Texas. Francesca married again, this time to a man named Alton Abshire, with whom she bore five more children.

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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 02:24 AM
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85. The flashing headlight gang initiation one.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 03:53 AM
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94. Yes, and false as a three dollar bill!
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MrSlayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 03:21 AM
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88. The local newscaster with the gerbil up his ass.
I think nationally this was said about Richard Gere. Here it was a local newscaster that someone had a vendetta against. It seems everyone has a cousin or acquaintance that was a nurse and right there when it happened. Ruined the guy in Philly but he now has a National job on Entertainment Tonight.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 03:48 AM
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91. That one was really stupid, yes.
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Hello_Kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 06:42 AM
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104. Has no one brought up the Life Cereal kid dying
From eating Pop Rocks and drinking Coke?
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 09:25 AM
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109. Yep, Mikie was somewhere upthread.
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Hello_Kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 06:43 AM
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105. Jerry Mathers (Beaver Cleaver) dying in Vietnam. n/t
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 10:11 AM
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110. I heard that one, too. Jerry wound up being a dorky looking guy.
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RockaFowler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 07:13 AM
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106. The Washington Redskins one
If the Washington Redskins win their last game before the election of President, the party in power will win the Presidency. If they lose, the other party wins. Of course this was debunked in 2000. The Redskins lost and Gore won the Presidency.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 10:13 AM
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111. ...and had it stolen by the Extreme Court.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 09:25 AM
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108. George W. Bush was fairly elected in 2000 and 2004
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 10:15 AM
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112. Traumatic, very traumatic urban legends.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 10:16 AM
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113. The one where the babysitter gets these threatening prank calls and
finally gets fed up and calls the cops. They tell her the call is coming from inside the house!! Ooh! Scary!
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 11:17 AM
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115. It made a scary movie too, Shell. It almost got her.
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Kellanved Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 10:24 AM
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114. guess
:hi:

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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 11:23 AM
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116. My guess: JFK told the German people he was a glazed donut?
:shrug:
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Kellanved Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 11:29 AM
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117. You got it in one.
:D
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 11:43 AM
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118. It being in your profile was a strong clue!
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