How many drinks before your typing skills go all to hell?

Redneck Socialist

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Thu Mar-02-06 01:10 AM
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Poll question: How many drinks before your typing skills go all to hell?

For me, apparently it is two. Yeah, I know, I'm a lightweight. Mmmmm, beer! :beer:

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LeftyMom

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Thu Mar-02-06 01:11 AM
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1. Two small ones.

I demonstrated this on IRC the other night and embarassed the shit out of myself. :blush:

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Thu Mar-02-06 01:20 AM
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2. Having no typing skills to begin with,

I can consume huge quantities without fear of deterioration.
Whether my post makes sense or not is an entirely different story. :beer:

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SofaKingLiberal

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Thu Mar-02-06 01:31 AM
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3. Tpeying kills?

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ZombieNixon

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Thu Mar-02-06 01:34 AM
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4. Atefr nnie brees I fnid it dflifuict to tpye corceltry

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Redneck Socialist

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Thu Mar-02-06 01:48 AM
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5. You and me both man, you an dme both.

Note: I will not edit any replies to theis thread.

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ZombieNixon

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Thu Mar-02-06 01:48 AM
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6. Actually I'm totally sober right now.

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Redneck Socialist

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Thu Mar-02-06 01:50 AM
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8. Sorry to hear that...

unless of course that's your thing. I on the other hand don't have have to work tomorrow, so what the hell. :beer:

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ZombieNixon

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Thu Mar-02-06 01:51 AM
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9. I have class at 10:10.

While I'd prefer to be drunk...we're out of everything. :(

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Redneck Socialist

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Thu Mar-02-06 01:53 AM
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10. Ten's not so bad

You've still got plenty of time to sleep it off.

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sakabatou

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Thu Mar-02-06 01:49 AM
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7. I have never drunk and typed at the same time

So I don't know.

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obxhead

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Thu Mar-02-06 01:54 AM
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11. light weights.....

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Lone_Star_Dem

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Thu Mar-02-06 02:05 AM
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12. Not sure, you be the judge...

Today was my b-day and I just got home from dinner and drinks with friends.

I think I had 2 glasses of wine with dinner and then about 4 Corona's playing darts later this evening.

How am I doing so far? :scared:

One thing's for sure, I'm just to the far of buzzed. :P

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Redneck Socialist

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Thu Mar-02-06 02:06 AM
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13. You seem like you're typing just fine to me. n/t

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Lone_Star_Dem

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Thu Mar-02-06 02:11 AM
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14. Guess I need a couple more then

:D

It seems to be taking me longer, to be honest. I keep having to hit backspace and fill in stuff I left out. :P

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Redneck Socialist

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Thu Mar-02-06 02:15 AM
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15. That's the spirit! n/t

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Omphaloskepsis

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Thu Mar-02-06 02:57 AM
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16. I assume perfection when I am sober.

I get careful after a few. Usually around a half-rack things go to shit.

So, my spelling and grammar get better as my content goes to shit. Hey, fuck off. It's happening now. Well, my content is always shit. *drinks a few ounces*

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BikeWriter

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Thu Mar-02-06 09:14 AM
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17. ...

:beer:

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B3Nut

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Thu Mar-02-06 09:42 AM
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18. Seven really gets the typos flowing

I was on IRC one night after an experiment my wife talked me into to see how much I'd have to drink to get tipsy. I was on my eighth drink as I typed. A few beers, a few foo-foo coolers, and at least one Kahlua & milk. :D I was rolling on the floor reading the logs later on! I tried to tell my wife that I was happy, and that I was tipsy, at the same time, too. I ended up blurting out "hapsy". Took a long time to live that one down!

Todd in Cheesecurdistan, committed moderate drinker

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EstimatedProphet

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Thu Mar-02-06 09:47 AM
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19. Your poll doesn't go high enough-about 15

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