This one was actually funny.

There are only a few people I allow to e-mail me things they think are "clever," and one of them sent this to me this morning. (It had some good smilies too, but I left them out.)

Some of you have probably seen it already, but for those who haven't, it might give you a chuckle or two.

Redstone

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Are you sick of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound like Hallmark cards, and never come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speak to true friendship:

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you've finally had sex.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.

6. When you are confused I will use little words.

7. When you are sick stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.


This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why, you ask?
Because you are my friend.


Remember:

A good friend will help you move.

A really good friend will help you move a body.

Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.


Send this to 10 of your closest friends,then get depressed because you can only think of two, and one of them isn't speaking to you anyway.

one somewhere, can't remember where... :rofl:

and if you die, he will destroy it before your wife finds it.