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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-03-06 07:10 AM
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Teen Pleads Guilty To Hiring Hit Man To Steal Block Of Cheese
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A woman who apparently thought a block of white cheese was cocaine has pleaded guilty to trying to hire a hit man to rob and kill four men.

Authorities said Booth hatched the plot after visiting the intended victims' home and mistaking fresco -- a white, crumbly cheese common in Mexican cuisine -- for cocaine. That inspired the idea to hire someone to break into the home, take the drugs and kill the men.

The hit man she hired turned out to be an undercover police officer.

Booth planned to take part in the murders, and went with the officer to buy a handgun, authorities said. She told investigators that she planned to make sure all possible witnesses were killed.

Booth pleaded guilty Monday to four counts of attempted first-degree murder.

http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/7614455/detail.html
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-03-06 07:47 AM
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1. "Whatcha in for?" "Trying to hire hit men to kill for some cheese..."
"I thought it was cocaine, I swear!"

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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Callalily Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-03-06 08:44 AM
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2. So what type of
sentence would be handed down for mistaken identity of cheese?

I swear matcom you DO find the most obscure stories.
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-03-06 08:49 AM
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3. Never underestimate the power of cheese
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realisticphish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-03-06 12:54 PM
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14. Best
response ever :thumbsup:
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stellanoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-03-06 08:56 AM
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4. "what a friend we have
in cheeses. . ." sorry couldn't resist
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Squeech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-03-06 09:05 AM
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6. HAHAHAHAHA
As bad puns go, that one's pretty special :hi:
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stellanoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-03-06 09:30 AM
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7. I stole it from an old beau
He was the one who on my maiden westward journey convinced me of the existance of jack-o-lopes and before there were any on the east coast said, "out west there are so many Hispanics that they even have their own phone company. It's called Taco Bell."

I even believed him for a couple seconds. It's all in the delivery ya know?
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-03-06 09:37 AM
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8. LMAO . . .
He sounds like quite a character :P
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stellanoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-03-06 09:44 AM
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9. ahhhhh
that would qualify as an understatement with that one.
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-03-06 09:03 AM
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5. Now I love cheese, but really!
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Benfea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-03-06 10:11 AM
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10. I dunno. I might kill for a good feta.
Spanakopita is life!
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-03-06 10:29 AM
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11. I might for a perfectly aged gouda!
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Benfea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-03-06 10:33 AM
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12. Smoked gouda... maybe. -nt
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-03-06 10:42 AM
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13. Yuck. Why ruin a good gouda?
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Strong Atheist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-03-06 01:10 PM
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15. Cheesy story. nt.
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