When I say "pocket penetrometer," what do you think of?

XemaSab

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Fri Mar-03-06 03:47 PM
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When I say "pocket penetrometer," what do you think of?

Edited on Fri Mar-03-06 03:49 PM by XemaSab

:D

On edit: and yes, it's VERY dirty. :D

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billyskank

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Fri Mar-03-06 03:47 PM
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1. ...

:spray:

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XemaSab

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Fri Mar-03-06 03:50 PM
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4. I edited my post for clarity.

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billyskank

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Fri Mar-03-06 03:51 PM
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6. It helped some

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LaurenG

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Fri Mar-03-06 03:48 PM
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2. I don't think I want it in my pocket

whatever it is.

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auntAgonist

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Fri Mar-03-06 03:50 PM
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3. that's pretty dirty!

What amazes me is that I KNOW what it is. LOL useless information I have.

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XemaSab

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Fri Mar-03-06 03:51 PM
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5. Cheers!

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Mar-03-06 03:52 PM
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7. Is this a girly joke?

:blush:

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XemaSab

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Fri Mar-03-06 03:56 PM
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8. It's a joke that can be enjoyed by all!

It can bring the world together for a chuckle... all races, nations, ages, genders, orientations... united at last.

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billyskank

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Fri Mar-03-06 03:57 PM
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10. Geeks and nerds too?

:bounce:

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XemaSab

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Fri Mar-03-06 03:59 PM
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11. ESPECIALLY geeks and nerds!

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auntAgonist

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Fri Mar-03-06 03:57 PM
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9. LOL wouldn't want people to 'soil' themselves!!

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XemaSab

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Fri Mar-03-06 04:00 PM
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12. .

:bounce:

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DS1

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Fri Mar-03-06 04:04 PM
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13. .

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billyskank

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Fri Mar-03-06 04:07 PM
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14. ...

:rofl:

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Lisa

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Fri Mar-03-06 04:59 PM
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15. reminds me of the time that a colleague got an angry phone call ...

... from a member of the public, who was incensed that there were "pedophiles" in the classroom. He had to explain that he was a PEDOLOGIST.

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bullwinkle428

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Fri Mar-03-06 05:29 PM
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16. Who was making the call? Emily Litella?

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Lisa

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Fri Mar-03-06 08:16 PM
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22. I don't know -- we thought that it had to be a practical joke ...

... but the prof insisted that the person had sounded completely serious. There had been a bunch of articles in the local paper about sex offenders in town, and that might have started things off -- since the geography department shared the same building as sociology and psychology, I guess it's possible that the college switchboard had misunderstood, and put the call through to the wrong office.

Ironically, I may be slated to teach the intro pedology course this fall (at another school, several time zones away, so I hope the same person doesn't call me up!).

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jmowreader

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Fri Mar-03-06 05:36 PM
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17. Are you a civil engineer?

A device that measures soil density is dirty, but not in the way Matcom likes...

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XemaSab

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Fri Mar-03-06 06:30 PM
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21. Bingo...

it's a device for measuring soil density.

Good times.

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IntravenousDemilo

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Fri Mar-03-06 05:37 PM
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18. Um... uh... a cock?

More to the point, my boyfriend's. That'd actually be a pretty good guess if you wondered what I was thinking of, at pretty well any given moment. Were you to ask, "When I say 'Dewey Decimal System', what do you think of?" I'd probably say the same thing... a cock. I mean, you'd have to see it, but it's pretty impressive...

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Arkansas Granny

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Fri Mar-03-06 06:20 PM
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19. I don't know what it is, but don't you even point that thing at me!

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Deja Q

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Fri Mar-03-06 06:25 PM
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20. Something used ON a cock?

:rofl:

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