What's the coolest thing you've learned this week?

Deja Q

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Sat Mar-04-06 02:57 PM
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What's the coolest thing you've learned this week?

Me? Flour glows under black light, teehee...

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entanglement

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Sat Mar-04-06 03:02 PM
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1. I AM NOT CONSCIOUSLY TRYING TO ANNOY ANYONE. I AM MERELY CONFUSED

:evilgrin:

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Deja Q

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Sat Mar-04-06 03:04 PM
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2. Oy! That's legit!

Especially with that new lawwhateverthingie in place that says annoying people online is a no-no. :crazy:

You should see the t-shirt I have that outlines a list of laws of things to do (or, rather, not do) unless you want to go to jail... half of which I've probably said in the Lounge already before those posts got locked... :rofl:

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SongOfTheRayne

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Sat Mar-04-06 03:09 PM
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3. I learned how to make annoying people go away....

SECRET FORMULA OF WORDS

Big word + little word + big word + little word + big word + medium word

EXAMPLE

Person: What are you doing?
Me: Lamenting the infeasability of utopian anarchy.
Person: *goes away*

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Squeech

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Sat Mar-04-06 03:14 PM
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4. I found out

that Joe Lieberman helped Al and Tipper Gore and Susan Baker arrange the Senate hearings into nasty rock music back in 1985.

Which reminds me: gotta donate to Lamont soonest.

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SofaKingLiberal

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Sat Mar-04-06 03:20 PM
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5. If you cut off one of your fingers, it won't grow back.

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LaurenG

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Sat Mar-04-06 03:21 PM
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6. How about the one I just can't quite learn?

the one about you get what you expect so you better expect good stuff or else you'll get the bad stuff you've been expecting. Don't yell at me for being slow either, I wouldn't expect that. :shrug: :rofl:

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BlueIris

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Sat Mar-04-06 03:23 PM
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7. My blog DOESN'T hate me.

Edited on Sat Mar-04-06 03:24 PM by BlueIris

Its other contributors trust me and respect my opinions. Amazing, eh?

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LaurenG

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Sat Mar-04-06 03:24 PM
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8. ...

:hug: :grouphug: :pals: :yourock:

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Rabrrrrrr

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Sat Mar-04-06 03:27 PM
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9. hibernating bears wake up and DO NOT laugh when tazered.

In fact, they aren't in a good mood at all, even if you and all your friends are laughing your asses off as you tazer it.

Man, it's hard to type with just the one hand.

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Shine

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Sat Mar-04-06 03:32 PM
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10. The reason flamingos are pink is because they eat shrimp.

Flamingos are actually WHITE when they are born, then turn pink as they grow older....and eat shrimp.

My third grader passed along this little factoid this morning. She learned it in her science class.

Who knew? :shrug:

:hi:

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Sat Mar-04-06 03:33 PM
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11. That Michael Madsen is Virginia Madsen's brother!

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libodem

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Sat Mar-04-06 04:37 PM
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12. that UAE isn't Saudi Arabia

i thought they were the same place or that UAE was part of Saudi Arabia. Nobody can call me Mrs. Geography. Duh

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purr

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Sat Mar-04-06 04:47 PM
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13. My bird gets pissed and shits outside of her cage

when she is in it because I wont let her out.

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libodem

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Sat Mar-04-06 04:54 PM
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14. don't the kitties try to eat it?

Mine would go insane, over a bird in the house. I bet they would topple cage or fly through air to get at a birdie.

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purr

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Sat Mar-04-06 05:08 PM
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15. No.. considering mine is about the size of Osiris

and fights like a beast. Cats dont go anywhere near her :)

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MiniMandaRuth

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Sat Mar-04-06 05:11 PM
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16. About the Whiskey Rebellion...

And the spectacular manner in which a distillery goes up in flames...

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Omphaloskepsis

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Sat Mar-04-06 05:18 PM
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17. Last night I discovered that...

pinball can be erotic.

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Deja Q

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Sat Mar-04-06 05:19 PM
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18. Well, hitting balls with a flipper into a hole could be seen in that way.

Edited on Sat Mar-04-06 05:19 PM by HypnoToad

:rofl:

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