How do I get rug burns off of a cat? - Democratic Underground

Oeditpus Rex

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Sat Mar-04-06 10:20 PM
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How do I get rug burns off of a cat?

(Don't ask.) :eyes:

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Arkham House

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Sun Mar-05-06 12:07 AM
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1. Confuse it...then give it influenza...

...and it'll forget all about the rug burns...

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Oeditpus Rex

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Sun Mar-05-06 12:21 AM
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2. 'It's all in a day's work for... Confuse-A-Cat'

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Heidi

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Sun Mar-05-06 12:32 AM
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3. Are you sure they're rug burns,

and not cat hickeys? :shrug:

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Oeditpus Rex

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Sun Mar-05-06 01:46 AM
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6. Are you suggesting that Lucy

is a back-seat kitty?

Harumph!

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Heidi

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Sun Mar-05-06 01:47 AM
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7. No, I'm not suggesting that at all.

I'm suggesting that she might _possibly_ be a "gettin' it on, on the rug" kinda kitty. :)

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Oeditpus Rex

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Sun Mar-05-06 02:00 AM
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10. Well, a little bit ago

she was gettin' it on with her scratchin' thingie, after I accidentally spilled catnip on it.

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northofdenali

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Sun Mar-05-06 01:19 AM
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4. You don't get rug burns off of a cat.

You get rug burns off of a rug.

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grasswire

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Sun Mar-05-06 01:45 AM
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5. I'm telling

....the reality based woman.

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Oeditpus Rex

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Sun Mar-05-06 01:59 AM
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9. Meh

She's too wrapped up in gettin' her own rug burns to care.

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Whoa_Nelly

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Sun Mar-05-06 01:47 AM
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8. Hey, OR!!

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Oeditpus Rex

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Sun Mar-05-06 02:01 AM
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11. You want pics o' kitty hickies?

KINKyyy!

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In_The_Wind

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Sun Mar-05-06 05:28 AM
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12. Try this:

Edited on Sun Mar-05-06 06:01 AM by Joan_Alpern

Lucy will fell better. *warning* like any solid oil base product, it's messy.
You can find Bag Balm at any feed store and most rural hardware stores.

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