Should I buy Girl Scout Cookies with my food stamps?

Zomby Woof

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Sun Mar-05-06 06:20 PM
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Should I buy Girl Scout Cookies with my food stamps?

Or should I get some Jacks Daniel's instead? :shrug:

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In_The_Wind

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Sun Mar-05-06 06:22 PM
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1. Nah. Buy the Jack.

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BlueJazz

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Sun Mar-05-06 06:38 PM
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2. If she's over 18, Buy the Scout.

:spank:

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Bunny

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Sun Mar-05-06 06:40 PM
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3. Only if you drive home from the market in your Hummer.

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FuzzySlippers

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Sun Mar-05-06 06:42 PM
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4. You should use them to buy condoms and pornography.

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mongo

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Mon Mar-06-06 12:25 PM
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15. I actually had a customer call me

and ask if he could buy edible undies with food stamps.

nnnnnnnnn - No.

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tjwash

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Sun Mar-05-06 06:48 PM
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5. Tell you what we should do...

...you get the jack with yours, and I'll get the caviar and fillet mignon with mine, and we will both jump in our brand new Porches, and rent out the whole bottom floor of the Marriott with the leftover money from our welfare checks, and have a giant party. :woohoo: :toast: :beer:

I see that thread in GD pissed you off too...

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LostinVA

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Sun Mar-05-06 06:53 PM
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7. It pissed the hell out of me

And, I find the claim dubious at best...

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tjwash

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Sun Mar-05-06 06:58 PM
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9. Let's just say I made a very short terse response to the asshole.

I almost got suckered in, but you check and see the low post count, no donor star, and only at DU for about a month.:shrug:

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LostinVA

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Sun Mar-05-06 07:01 PM
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11. Yup -- and it is SO circa 1980.

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Zomby Woof

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Sun Mar-05-06 06:53 PM
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8. I am past pissed off

I am much too cynical to have any sense of outrage anymore. Have been that way for at least 20 years... after all, I came of age in the Reagan years.

I would say the level of ignorance displayed in that thread is par for the course, and the clubhouse is out of beer.

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LostinVA

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Sun Mar-05-06 06:53 PM
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6. Only the shortbread ones -- they're healthy

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Zomby Woof

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Sun Mar-05-06 07:00 PM
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10. Well fuck

I used to like those kind, but now you ruined it for me. :-(

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LostinVA

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Sun Mar-05-06 07:01 PM
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12. (I'm lying)

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Zomby Woof

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Sun Mar-05-06 07:03 PM
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13. I'll be sure to tell Michelle Kwan

Her parents run a local Chinese food place, and maybe I can procure her box of Trefoils...

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LostinVA

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Sun Mar-05-06 07:05 PM
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14. I love her. Tell her I think she's a true athlete

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4 t 4

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Mon Mar-06-06 12:28 PM
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16. Bunny

that is the cutest bunny I've ever seen!

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leftofthedial

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Mon Mar-06-06 12:30 PM
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17. buy a Lexus

piss off a repuke

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CatWoman

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Mon Mar-06-06 12:31 PM
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18. LOLOLOLOL!!!!

:rofl:

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dr.zoidberg

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Mon Mar-06-06 12:39 PM
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19. Do both.

Jack Daniels and Samoans go well together. I know from personal experience. :)

BTW, that goes for the cookies and not the ethnic group. That combination could possibly be humorous or disaster. :)

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