Another boring Chick Tract... - Democratic Underground

jmowreader

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Mon Mar-06-06 05:52 PM
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Another boring Chick Tract...

This one's called "Four Angels."

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1026/1026_01.asp?wpc=1026_01.asp&wpp=a

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khashka

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Mon Mar-06-06 06:18 PM
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1. I love Chick tracts!

My faves are the ones how RPGs lead to Satanism, murder and suicide. Oh yeah, and heavy drug use.

Best of all the one that explains (well, not explains just states) that reading Playboy makes men into homosexuals!

Khash.

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LostinVA

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Mon Mar-06-06 06:56 PM
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6. And the Samhaim ones one... wtf is that about Playboy???

I've read them all... I thought!!!

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khashka

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Mon Mar-06-06 07:31 PM
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8. Apparently you haven't......

See this really cute little kid finds his Daddy's stash of Playboys. And looks at them.... and becomes gay. Because looking at naked women ( oh so disgusting!) makes every man want other men instead of those repulsive women. Oh, please, please, please give me a break! I might be queerer than a three dollar bill, but I do appreciate the beauty of women!
But I wonder sometimes about Chick.....

Khash.

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LostinVA

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Mon Mar-06-06 07:37 PM
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9. Whuch tract is this? I swear I thought I've read them all!

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Richard Steele

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Mon Mar-06-06 06:27 PM
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2. You were right- that one was pretty boring.

His stuff used to be totally over-the-top paranoia-ravings;
I wonder what happened?

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Deja Q

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Mon Mar-06-06 06:31 PM
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3. What the hell is a "chick tract"?

Is it something that would pop out of a baby chicken's innards, such as the intestines?
:puke:

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Richard Steele

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Mon Mar-06-06 06:39 PM
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4. Oh man, you gotta be down with the Chick Tracts!

I just know you will enjoy them!
Link to all: http://www.chick.com/catalog/tractlist.asp

My personal FAVE: http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0094/0094_01.asp

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LostinVA

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Mon Mar-06-06 06:55 PM
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5. Why have all the new ones been so boring?

Come on, Jack, crank it up! Queers, Pagans, abortion, Hillary! All kinds of stuff... how about a "Brokeback Mountain" tract -- Ennis can find God, but the perv Jack dies and goes to Hell! You can do it! Hit a homerun!!!

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khashka

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Mon Mar-06-06 07:45 PM
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10. The way I got it was....

Jack died a while back. So everything since has been either stuff he didn't think was good enough or his disciples trying to emulate him.

Just look - the new stuff doesn't compare to the old stuff......

Khash.

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Richard Steele

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Mon Mar-06-06 07:49 PM
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11. That would certainly explain it. THANKS! nm

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TrogL

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Mon Mar-06-06 07:28 PM
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7. Hey, I LIKE that one

He's really got it in for televangelists.

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