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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 11:32 PM
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I will give you ANYTHING if you make my eyes stop itching
My first born
All my worldly goods
Sexual favours
ANYTHING!!
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 11:33 PM
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1. Claritin? Allergra? Nasonex!
:D
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 11:36 PM
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3. But I have to be able to get to the store first
Which might not happen until Wednesday - I'm working lots between now and then.
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 11:35 PM
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2. This sounds kinda weird,
but have you tried putting ice cubes on your eyelids? It worked for me. :shrug:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 11:37 PM
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4. Cold water gives me temporary relief
March sucks. I always want to rip out my eyes.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 11:38 PM
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5. Warm wash rag over your eyes.
let cool down get it warm again and repeat that. It helps.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 11:39 PM
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6. I'll be right over.
Edited on Mon Mar-06-06 11:40 PM by leftofthedial
You'll forget all about your eyes itching.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 11:39 PM
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7. If I were you, I might do this:
:hide:














:rofl:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 11:59 PM
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13. I'd be willing to give it a try
Who needs virtue.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 12:21 AM
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25. no, no you misunderstand
I had burritos for lunch

:rofl:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 11:42 PM
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8. How about saline?
You could also try taking a Benedryl...
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 11:43 PM
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9. Well, I am in your tcity and could use a sexual favour
Try some conditioner
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 11:53 PM
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10. Conditioner?
That sounds odd.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 11:54 PM
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11. Yeah, but seeing as how I know you wouldn't deliver on the sex
Edited on Mon Mar-06-06 11:56 PM by HEyHEY
I figure you deserved to have your eyes to sting for a bit.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-06-06 11:58 PM
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12. Maybe I'm really horny and
just using the itchy eyes as an excuse to get some action :shrug:
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 12:00 AM
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14. Not likely
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 12:02 AM
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16. I am at my sexual peak
And not involved with anyone...
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 12:03 AM
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17. Yeah then just PM me the time and place
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 12:01 AM
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15. best thing: Patinol eye drops, must have RX but it is a miracle
drug.

Your doc should have no prob ordering it for you.
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tuvor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 12:10 AM
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18. Oh, thank GOD. Maybe spring is finally on its way...?
Oh, and...POOF! (Did that work?)
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 12:12 AM
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19. Ya. Come collect your sexual favour.
(Not really)
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tuvor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 12:15 AM
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21. Oh, I wanted your firstborn, anyway.
After they'd turned 18 and moved out and started sending me money.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 12:19 AM
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24. You'd have to deal with the diaper stage first
Chances are I won't have one anyway.
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 12:13 AM
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20. wet washcloth.. put in freezer for a while..apply to closed eyes
repeat :)
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 12:18 AM
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22. Pour vinegar in your eyes
then they will burn instead. :D
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 12:18 AM
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23. May I gently blow into them?
Prolly won't do much for your eyes, but it'd be lots o' fun to get that close.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 12:21 AM
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26. How would you feel about licking them?
Blowing might be too drying.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 12:23 AM
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27. Sure!
I'll even scrape my tongue first. :P
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