A case of mistaken identity

A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy
boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of
him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though
he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn,
screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get
through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and
looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched,
finger-printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened
the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the
arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up
behind your car while you were blowing your horn, freaking out on the
guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed
the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do'
bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and
the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I
assumed you had stolen the car."

:rofl:

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would it?

driving 30 in a 50 zone? Uh? :honkhonkhonk: :P

I ALWAYS go the SPEED LIMIT!

x(

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I'm passing you then. Watch out for the finger! On my bicycle! Eat dust! You agnostic!

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buddy. Thems fightin' words!

:rofl:

It was all over the Lounge (and no, it's not an insult!)

There was this woman on 'Trading Spouses', deep fundie Christian who had to live with Pagans for a week. When she came home, she just broke down and called them any nasty word she could think of, and Darksider was among them. After that, she kicked the film crew out in the name of the Lord. Pretty funny.

Edit to add video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3VkKoBmu_4&search=trading%20spouses

thanks for the explaination...