PLEASE help a DU'er

matcom needs to prioritize his activities on what looks to be a really great weekend of weather. What should he do first?

There will be no dusting off of golf clubs or gassing up of scooters...you will be raking leaves out of the garden, and then hauling them to the dump, after which you will then get out the extension ladder to replace the burnt out bulb in the halogen lamp outside, and while said ladder is out, you will then use it to see how to replace the leaky gutter over the back stairs, and while you are up there, clean out the gutter. Then move the ladder over to the living room and wash the windows, then to the dining room and do those too.


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4867716&mesg_id=4867716

in green banana hammocks washing windows and getting into soapy waterfights?

$cha-ching$

:puke:

Thanks:bounce:

or you can all collectively bid and we'll do it for one thousand dollars US cash

:rofl: You must have written permission slips and the ladies in your lives get to keep the $ as payback for something... Then I'd pay to see that.

I think matcom should become a mod. :)

looks a bit like Skinner.

i'm slapping on the chaps and riding down the road baby! :bounce:

she doesn't scare ME!

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...but we also know who wears the pants in your family and it ain't you

:loveya:

he will do the list...or he will have a couple flat tires on his scooter!! Thank you for this, you don't know how bad I needed it! LOL!

would just ADORE a fresh paint job.


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tell her it will be warm. she should wear a skirt

Dead! that is it, i am stopping payments on the scooter and hiding the bills. Let them come and Repo the damned thing!
:grr:

I'm just letting that one pass.

Okay no I'm not-Looks like you have another line on your list. :evilgrin:

if it bit her in the ass. Trust me, she will be sleeping until about 3PM tomorrow.

and for a change, I'm BUYIN :D

with the ACC tournament on? you yankees so crazy

You had to know that that post was just going to encourage that sort of behaviour.

Yes, and I tried so hard to frame it correctly so that you know who and his thong wearing henchman wouldn't post something *ahem* questionable.

That is god awful.

It's amazing what people are uploading

to post anything that isn't questionable?? :hi:

:hide:

I am told that that is what junkies and alcoholics call Walmart. The "no questions asked" return policy allows them to just pick up lawnchairs or plants or whatever is on display outside the store...walk right in...and return it for cash.

I heard this several years ago and as far as I know it is still a common practice.

you should be trying to set a good example for Matcom and others.... ;)

i need Underpants to be a father figure to me :D