Let's use the DU "good wishes" voodoo for something -important-

I have a date next Wed, and I'd prefer that it conclude at my place the next morning. Work your magic, good-vibraphones!

wishes to be rescued by the lounge....

x(

Charity begins at an anonymous internet message board.

:shrug:

It is Friday during Lent after all.

I'll ask her to pour me a beer--that way I'll know if she gives lousy head.

Confirm it is not, and I will allow some of my mojo to waft in your general vicinity. (Although I got totally rejected last night, so maybe that's not much help.):rofl:

Vibing really hard, for ya.

Are you sure you want to give him that much mojo?

He needs it.

:rofl:

:silly:

:cry:

A successful date for you is just too tall an order. Cal Tjader doesn't even have enough good vibes to make that happen.

Wow, that's shallow. I expected you to have more depth. Though how much depth you are capable of achieving during your definition of a successful date is certainly open to debate. :D

:P

:P

Surely you can throw stuff into a frying pan.

Hmm, you do know which one the stove is, right?

of the morning after spending the night in jail for a drunken brawl with her that left you both knocked out in the alley behind the Five and Dime with a bottle of 409 and a tube of aspercreem and an 8"x10" glossy of Wilford Brimley between you, and you have to get her back to her car so she can get to work even though she won't have time to stop and change out of her vomit- and Cupric-sulfate-encrusted dress and you need finally to get the tylenol gelcaps out of your ass because they're making you more uncomfortable than the rash that's on your arm from when you were digging in the dumpster trying to find some of last night's thrown out Pizza Hut meat-lover's special and got a mix of pizza grease and drano on it before you fell down and scraped your arm on the motor-oil and gasoline filled puddle of old, mosquito-larva-laden water right before you asked the tranvestite stripper with whom you apparently threw muffins at a bike cop at the fish market to tattoo his phone number there, and you need to stop at the planetarium to pick up your underwear?

:rofl:

Yeah, I did edit it a few times... :-)

:)

:P

so I'll send you any good vibes I've got saved up. Someone should get laid this weekend.

:shrug:

Will this make you a kinder, gentler, more mock-worthy jpgray?

All the portraits are finished, but I can't just go and post them all at once. How unfair that would be.

I can't respond to it! :evilgrin: