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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 12:09 PM
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So a horse walks into a bar...
and the saloon keeper says....

...

...

"Why the long face?"
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Road Scholar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 12:10 PM
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1. LOL good one!!!!!
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HysteryDiagnosis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 12:14 PM
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2. So a horse walks into a barn and the stable boy says.......good one n/t
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 12:28 PM
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3. so the horse walks into the bar with a bird on his head...
the bartender can't stop staring at the spectacle...

finally he asks... whats up with the bird?

horse says - sorta makes you forget about talking to a horse....
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HysteryDiagnosis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 12:36 PM
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6. Dayammmmm, stop it right now!!!! n/t
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 12:52 PM
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10. lucky for you
my retention for corny jokes is very short.... But if more come to mind...

I used to have a slew of Arlington cemetary jokes ... but in this era of bushwars I have all but expunged them from my repetoire.
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 12:31 PM
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4. a horse walks into a bar but,
wildhorses stampede ....
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 12:34 PM
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5. Molly bar the gate!
:D
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 12:41 PM
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8. forewarned is forearmed
:silly:
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 06:56 PM
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26. I thought it was "Katie, bar the door."
But I could be wrong.
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 11:48 PM
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31. you are probably right
Edited on Sat Mar-11-06 11:49 PM by salin
but it sounded good at the time :D
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Squeech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 12:40 PM
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7. Horse walks into a bar
Bartender says, What's new?

Horse says, those idiot Republicans should be locking the barn door right about now...
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 12:50 PM
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9. bar tender responds:
so its true... bush really is afraid of horses...
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 12:58 PM
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11. One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:

"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 01:01 PM
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13. lol
one for the corny joke memory bank!
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 01:04 PM
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16. LOL!
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DawgHouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 11:46 PM
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30. FUNNY!
:rofl:
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 01:00 PM
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12. Dubya, Rumsfeld and 3 Brazilians walk into a bar
the bartender says, "what is this, some kind of joke?"
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 01:02 PM
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14. rotflmao
made my day!
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 01:03 PM
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15. So Celine Dion walks into a bar...
and the saloon keeper says....

...

...


"Why the long face?"
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 01:06 PM
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17. But I thought the titanic was a sturdy vehicle...
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 01:35 PM
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18. So bush and cheney are standing across the potomac from each other.
Bush is contemplating how to cross the river to get to where Dick is standing.

Dick calls out - "I'll turn on this high power flash light.... you can walk across the river in the light"...

Bush frowns and calls back - "How do I know you won't turn it off when I am half way across?"
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Bombero1956 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 04:14 PM
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19. so a
mushroom sits down at the bar and orders a beer, the bartender says we don't serve your kind here, the mushrooms says why not I'm a fungi.

Thank you folks, I'm here all week, order the veal.
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 04:16 PM
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20. "Because I don't know how many a Brazillion is and so
no one in the DU Lounge pays attention to me."
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 04:17 PM
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21. I've got a good one:
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 04:17 PM
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22. Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar
same punchline
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Liberal_Andy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 04:21 PM
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23. A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar...
the bartender says, "Well OK, you can stay, but don't start anything."
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 06:54 PM
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24. Nicolas Cage walks into a br
and the bar tender says...
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 06:56 PM
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25. What did one lesbian frog say to the other?

Do we really taste like chicken?
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jhain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 07:00 PM
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27. A skeleton walks into a bar
and says , "Give me a beer and a mop".
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DancingBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 07:09 PM
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28. A bear walks into a bar
and says,

"Give me some peanuts............................................................................................ and a beer."

Bartender says "Sure, but why the big pause?"



(paws)
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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 11:35 PM
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29. LOL
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-11-06 11:55 PM
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32. Because the keeper couldn't tell the difference from one end & the other?
:rofl:

Wow, what a big nose... :spray:
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