Anyone see any job openings for PRINCESS?

I think I'd be perfect for that job, but they're so hard to come by.

Once they get their little mitts on a job like that, they hang onto it tooth and claw. Look at Liz Taylor - she's still milking it. :shrug:

If I see one, though, I'll let ya know. I sure wouldn't do well in the position.

It's sort of like the golden handshake.

Who knew all those Brazillian jokes would offend the Republicans? :shrug:

But they just continue to mock and contradict my authori-tay.

I'm a queen! :spray: :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

:7

Sorry, I can't help but be really literal sometimes.

Although Prince Albert of Monaco is available. I could be the next Princess Grace.

*bow* Y'rmajesty!

H.R.H. Prince Carl Philip looks like Orlando Bloom:
Carl Philip Edmund Bertil, Prince of Sweden, Duke of Värmland, was born on May 13, 1979.

He is the second oldest child of King Carl XVI Gustaf and Queen Silvia. He has two sisters, Crown Princess Victoria and Princess Madeleine.
Prince Carl Philip has a naval education and became a lieutenant in December 2002. He is currently studying a two-year course in graphic design
http://www.royalcourt.se/theroyalfamily/hrhprincecarlphilip.4.19fe5e61065eb9aeea80002644.html


H.R.H. Prince Joachim of Denmark was divorced a few years back. He is a gentleman farmer in Jutland where he lives on a royal estate:
HRH Prince Joachim
Joachim Holger Waldemar Christian, Prince of Denmark, was born on 7 June 1969. His Royal Highness Prince Joachim is the son of HM Queen Margrethe II and HRH Prince Henrik of Denmark. HRH Prince Joachim is included in the order of succession to the Throne and may act as Regent when HM The Queen and HRH Crown Prince Frederik are abroad.

Marital status
On 18 November 1995, HRH Prince Joachim married Miss Alexandra Christina Manley, who in connection with the marriage became HRH Princess Alexandra of Denmark.
On 8 April 2005, Prince Joachim and Princess Alexandra divorced after a period of six months’ legal separation.


Children
HH Prince Nikolai William Alexander Frederik, born on 28 August 1999 and HH Prince Felix Henrik Valdemar Christian, born on 22 July 2002.

After the divorce, Prince Joachim and Princess Alexandra will have joint custody of the Princes.


Christened and confirmed
Prince Joachim was christened in the Cathedral of Århus on 15 July 1969 and confirmed in the Chapel of Fredensborg Castle on 10 June 1982.


Educational background
Prince Joachim attended Krebs' Skole during the years 1974-1982, from 1974-1976 as a private pupil at Amalienborg Palace. In the period 1982-1983, the Prince was a boarder at École des Roches in Normandy, France. In 1986, Prince Joachim graduated from the upper secondary school of Øregaard Gymnasium, and in the period 1986-1987 the Prince worked on a farm at Wagga Wagga in Australia. In 1991-1993, Prince Joachim completed his studies in agrarian economics at the Classenske Agerbrugskole Næsgaard on the island of Falster.


Military background
Prince Joachim’s military education began in 1987 when the Prince was a recruit in the Queen's Own Regiment. In 1988, Prince Joachim was appointed sergeant, and in 1989 followed the appointment as a lieutenant of the reserve. After having been appointed lieutenant, Prince Joachim served as a Platoon Commander of a tank squadron in the Prince's Own Regiment from 1989 to 1990. In 1990, the Prince was appointed first lieutenant of the reserve, and in 1992, after having completed advanced training level I for officers of the reserve (VUT I), he was appointed Captain of the reserve. From 1996 to 2004 Prince Joachim served as a Squadron Commander of a tank squadron in the defence reserve at Prince's Own Regiment. After appointment to major of the reserve in 2005, the Prince remains active in the defence reserve at Headquarters Danish Division.

Business background
In order to achieve broad business experience, Prince Joachim, in addition to his agricultural background, worked for the A.P. Møller Maersk Group in Hong Kong and France, respectively in the period 1993-1995. Today the Prince operates Schackenborg Manor, which has been in the possession of the Prince since 1978. The farming of Schackenborg Manor is based primarily on conventional agriculture.


Language
Prince Joachim’s mother tongue is Danish. In addition, the Prince speaks French, English and German.


Residence
Prince Joachim resides at Schackenborg Manor in southern Jutland.

Patronages and Honorary Memberships
HRH Prince Joachim is patron of a great many national organisations, institutions, and foundations, and holds a number of honorary memberships of various associations and societies.

Postal address:
Court of HRH Prince Joachim, Amalienborg, PO Box 2143, DK-1015 Copenhagen K
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H.S.H., Albert II of Monaco is also avaialable. He is the absolute ruler of his tiny principality.
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H.R.H. Prince Harry and H.R.H. Prince William of Great Britain are both avaialble (although currently dating.)
http://www.royal.gov.uk/output/Page465.asp
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The Grand Duke and Grand Duchess of Luxembourg (very wealthy) have four sons who are princes (all young and single!)

I remember reading somewhere that they actually placed an ad for a prospective wife for the prince. One of the requirements for marrying the heir of a royal family is being a virgin. In some countries that isn't as important though.

No one would talk.

by my 14 year old!!! :bounce:

:rofl:

a lot of attitude!!! I wish she was four again!:crazy:

Do a year or two as Duchess or Dame...and THEN apply for the Princess position!

I have the wave down pat. I'm great at accepting flowers. And I must say, my curtsy is impeccable - one must be able to show proper respect to the king and queen.

If ya know what I mean...

:-)

I really don't care to apply anywhere else but Sweden.



How you doen, your highness? :loveya:

She would become Mrs. Nailzberg, Princess Madelaine. Sorry to break the bad news to you. The only way to become a Swedish Prince would be to marry Crown Princess Victoria. You would become H.R.H., Prince Nailzberg and then Prince Consort Nailzberg when Victoria ascendss to the throne. Unfortunately, Victoria and her sister both have serious boyfriends.

edit: I don't know how to spell "Madelaine" properly.

To your first point, I don't really care about the title. As long as I'm married to a princess.

As far as your second point, serious relationships don't always work out. Im optimistic oneof them become single soon.

Victoria is pretty much a babe, too. I just prefer Madeleine. And with her currently residing in NYC, that helps, cause if I try meeting Victoria in Sweden, SEPO will probably arrest me at the airport, because I am apparently obsessed with the Royal Babes.

:shrug:

And is there a tiara?

I completely agree with that one. He is a pretty hot guy, and I say that as a completely straight man.

And you can help me out with one of his sisters once you've gotten him wrapped around your finger.

hehehe

Yes, there is a tiara!

When mine is happy with me, he refers to me as "my sweetie princess mommy." He fetches things pretty well, too. ;)

when a friend and I were standing in line to collect our unemployment check, which tells you just how long ago it was, we speculated about the sorts of jobs one could put down for which there would never be an opening.

The best we came up with was Wizard.

"Nooo...I probably shouldn't say it."

"Like, 'I don't think you're big enough to fill that muumuu.'"

"Those are some big pants to fill"?

"Do you enjoy a bearded man's toes inside you as well?"

OK. You win.

I wouldn't say I won.