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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:11 AM
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IF you HAD to kiss one (with tongue) would it be:

or
his boss?
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:12 AM
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1. What is the payoff?
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:13 AM
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3. There is none. You just have to do it.
:freak:
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:13 AM
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2. I'd kill myself first.
:puke:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:14 AM
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4. You can't. Someone will eat your firstborn child if you don't do it.
:smoke:
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:15 AM
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7. You're going to hell.
:evilgrin:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:22 AM
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16. Minnesotans don't go to hell. They go to Branson.
But still...:scared:
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:23 AM
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18. SCSU alumni go to -Bronson-
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:24 AM
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21. Are you drunk?
That's sub-par for you.:hi:
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:26 AM
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26. I'm not
Edited on Wed Mar-15-06 12:26 AM by jpgray
:( My heart isn't in this today, and my liver isn't taking up the slack. but don't worry--I posted all my clever remarks in my journal.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:27 AM
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31. S'okay. We'll let it slide.
Did you find your wallet?
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:32 AM
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37. No
I think I left it on the floor of this girl's car, along with any delusions that I'll wear the pants in this relationship (but that's another story). She's at a concert and won't get my message for some time. So I'll bitch, but worse, I'll bitch uncreatively. If I'm feeling philanthropic maybe I'll ping that poor replyless thread of yours downforum of here. :P
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:34 AM
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38. What were you doing on the floor of her car
with no pants?
Never mind...
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:36 AM
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41. Losing my wallet
Edited on Wed Mar-15-06 12:36 AM by jpgray
If it's anything like the other things I've lost on the floor of a car, I don't think it's possible to get it back.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:17 AM
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9. I don't have any children
Nor do I want any. So you can't threaten me that way! Mwhahaha!!
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:22 AM
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17. Alright, but you've got to have a kitty, dog, or gerbil to sub in....
right?
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:26 AM
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25. Nope.
I'm heartless. :o
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:26 AM
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29. A woman with nothing to lose...
Dangerous....
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:15 AM
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5. How do you like this? Huh?
Edited on Wed Mar-15-06 12:15 AM by Crazy Guggenheim
Right Here
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:18 AM
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10. You spread the plague to another message board?!
:rofl:

Is that an offshoot of Dems08?
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:19 AM
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13. Demo08 is gone. One of the Admins set up his own.
:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:23 AM
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19. Ah- I thought some (non-DU) names looked familiar.
Even your popcorn made the jaunt! :woohoo:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:25 AM
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22. Have you signed up yet?
:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:25 AM
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24. You sure they want *my* kind over there?
:scared:
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:28 AM
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32. Give it a shot. BigJerr will just ban you otherwise ........
:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:30 AM
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34. I'll put it on my "to-do" list for tomorrow.
I'll behave myself EXTRA well!}(
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:15 AM
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6. I'd rather cut out my own tongue.
Not gonna do it.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:19 AM
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11. I hear Bill's got enough tongue for two people...
Just sayin'...
:rofl:
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:20 AM
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14. Lord Falafelmort?
Edited on Wed Mar-15-06 12:21 AM by RevCheesehead
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.


No, seriously.








Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:16 AM
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8. OK, my dear Lara......
First, who would YOU kiss......with tongue!

And second, who are these jokers? I'm stupid, I know.....they look familiar.....

:shrug:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:21 AM
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15. Me?
Murdoch. Because he's just decrepit enough that he might have a seizure, and that would put him out of commission for taking over the media. I'd be doing my patriotic duty.

The first is Bill O'Reilly.

The second is Rupert Murdoch.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:26 AM
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27. OK, thanks!
I'd kiss Murdoch too.....for the same reasons!

OTOH......:puke:
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:19 AM
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12. What a disgusting proposition.....
...I choose other...
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:26 AM
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28. What "other"?
Please elaborate.
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:32 AM
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36. If we're talking rightwingers, there's none I'd want to tongue...
...but, if it's a general question, I'd love to tongue Angelina Jollie...:P
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:35 AM
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40. That is not in the spirit of the thread!
Angelina Jolie! It's SUPPOSED to be unpleasant!:rofl:
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:42 AM
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47. Dang! You are so damn literal. Well, at least you admitted....
...that some things can be pleasent...;-)
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:24 AM
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20. Could I bite his tongue and rip it out if I wanted too?
:popcorn: :popcorn:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:25 AM
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23. Sure, why not?
Then you'd be especially "with tongue."
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:27 AM
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30. This is a tame version of a game I played with an old roommate
Except we had to have sex with someone, and death wasn't an option.

The weirdest one - Santa Clause or the Grinch.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:29 AM
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33. So which one did you choose?
The jolly old man, or the shriveled green monster?
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:37 AM
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43. I went with Santa. She went with the Grinch
I just could go outside my species.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:38 AM
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46. I'd have done the same as you.
Maybe you could swing a mall santa- could be a little less ho-ho-horrific.
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:37 AM
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45. I'll bet she takes the Grinch.

Her kind always go for the bad boys.





















:P
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:44 AM
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48. What exactly is my type
Curious.
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:49 AM
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49. : )



Just playing off those "why are women attracted to bad boys?" flamebait threads around here. The Grinch seemed like a poster child for those "bad boys" we're supposed to like.
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:31 AM
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35. Rupert, no doubt.
Power is SUCH an aphrodesiac. :loveya:

Dreeeeeeeeamy....
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:36 AM
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42. I know, kinda makes you want to lick his quivering
jowls, huh?

:9
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renegade000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:35 AM
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39. ...
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 12:37 AM
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44. That's not how kissing works.
Do I need to supply a visual aid? :P
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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 01:17 AM
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50. I'd kiss my .357 Mag before either
:puke:

:hi:
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 02:02 AM
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51. I'd rather tongue kiss this, than either one of those
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 02:30 AM
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52. Looks like it
would be willing to reciprocate with the tongue business...
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 02:32 AM
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53. If I was a woman...
I'd pick O'Reilly solely because I would be able to vomit in his mouth right after frenching him.
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TheBaldyMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-15-06 04:25 AM
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54. thank god you spared us Roger Aires *shudder*
Edited on Wed Mar-15-06 04:26 AM by TheBaldyMan
on edit : there isn't that much alcohol in all the alternative universes combined.
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