Well, that's the last straw - Democratic Underground

DS1

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Thu Mar-16-06 11:22 AM
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Well, that's the last straw

I'm now fielding phone calls from FUCKING SPORTS MORONS who can't operate the March Goddam Madness software my boss sent out.

1 more day.

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underpants

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Thu Mar-16-06 11:25 AM
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1. really?

How many is a BRazilian?

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AllegroRondo

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Thu Mar-16-06 11:52 AM
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2. I hope they have a license for that software

I'd hate to see them get audited.

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LaraMN

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Thu Mar-16-06 11:56 AM
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3. Don't worry. We've got more straws for you.

Oh wait- I used them to make fabulous jewelry. Sorry. You're fucked.

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DS1

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Thu Mar-16-06 12:01 PM
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7. I bring my own straws

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LaraMN

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Thu Mar-16-06 12:09 PM
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9. Are they made from baby intestines?

Just askin'.

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DS1

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Thu Mar-16-06 12:11 PM
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10. panda umbilical cords

since you asked

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bettyellen

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Thu Mar-16-06 11:56 AM
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4. pretend you are some chick from india.....

and tell them you have replaced the american named martin. ;)

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DS1

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Thu Mar-16-06 11:59 AM
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6. best idea yet

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bettyellen

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Thu Mar-16-06 12:21 PM
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11. put on a sari and kick some man ass

it'll be sort of like boxing day or one of those dress like a savage parties you brits love so. :P

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DS1

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Thu Mar-16-06 12:25 PM
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12. Yes hello please to be helping us

You are technical difficulty with March Madness?

Sir, you can turn on the ESPN and watch live if you like Sir

No?

Then take a faceful of Shiva's Vindaloo you colonialist beef-eater!

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WindRavenX

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Thu Mar-16-06 11:58 AM
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5. software?

whatever happened to just printing out a pdf of a bracket? :shrug:

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DS1

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Thu Mar-16-06 12:01 PM
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8. It's on the web

but I'm surrounded by knuckleheads

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