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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-17-06 10:59 AM
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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a martini...
...after martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, he started to leave.

"Excuse me," said a customer, who was puzzled over what Irishman had done. "What was that all about?"

"Nothing," he replied, "my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives."

Happy St Paddy's Day!!
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-17-06 11:02 AM
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1. LOL!
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-17-06 11:05 AM
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2. An Englishman, An Irishman, and a Scotsman go into an English pub
All three order a pint. The pints are all served, and each one has a fly floating in it.

The Englishman shouts to the barman, "pardon me, I believe there's a fly in this pint. Would you please get me a new one?"

The Irishman looks at the fly, picks it out, and grudgingly drinks his pint, knowing that it's not worth the argument.

The Scotsman picks the fly out of his pint, grabs it by its tiny wings and starts shaking it, while yelling "SPIT IT OOUT, YA WEE BASSTARD!!! SPIT!!! IT!!! OOUT!!!"
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