Post a famous movie quote

The PERFECT last line from "Some Like It Hot"

Gregory Peck in Roman Holiday

Network

And from Barry McKenzie
"I spose all them dollars is better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick..."
"spear the bearded clam"

Barry McKenzie: Now listen mate, I need to splash the boots. You know, strain the potatoes. Water the horses. You know, go where the big knobs hang out. Shake hands with the wife's best friend? Drain the dragon? Siphon the python? Ring the rattlesnake? You know, unbutton the mutton? Like, point Percy at the porcelain?
Blanche: I think he wants to go to the loo.

WOOT BAZZA!

just in a general sort of way.

"But then again, maybe one of us won't"

CLASSIC! I used to have that thing memorized when I was in high school! :hi:

I LOVE this movie!! :)

Cleese...you kill me.

wasn't it something like

of all the gin joints in all the towns, in all the world, and she had to walk into mine....

Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll give it a shot. Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. So I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people I never had a problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes the only reason he was over there was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish to scare up oil prices so they could turn a quick buck. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. And naturally they're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's got to walk to the job interviews, which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what do I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. Why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: Two thumbs up on that one.

Did you do that by memory?

I have to admit... I copied and pasted - I couldn't do it from memory.

When Harry Met Sally fake orgasm scene...

:woohoo:

That would have kept me up all night.

"You kip usink dat word. I dunn think it minn what you think it minn."

I've hired you to help me start a war. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.

You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.

..not used in polite society outside of a kennel."

Dolly Parton, Steel Magnolias. About shoes.

Dodgeball.

It's a classic.

Taylor played by Charlton Heston. 1968's "Planet Of The Apes"

Napolean Dynamite.

day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.

Napolean.

you."

VOTE FOR PEDRO!

Okay, I'll stop now. Sorry.

Forrest Gump

Me Tarzan. You Jane.

Beam me up, Scotty.

Do you feel lucky, punk?

You dirty rat...

:silly:

From "The Apartment."

in "9 to 5"

but we've got a long road ahead of us. It's like having sex. It's a painstaking and arduous task that seems to go on and on forever, and just when you think things are going your way, nothing happens.

...were led to believe. So much the better."

:)

(actually, truth be told, I like Titanic. But great dialogue that was not.)

Live long and prosper.

Here's another: Molly, Sean & Joan on "the bus" :rofl:

A co-worker of mine used to do the $1 a dance at her church's fund raising parties. I said, "Do the guys dance like this?" and did the best impersonation that I could. Her eyes got super wide and she was serious when she said, "Oh my God, that's how most of them dance!"

... Well, that passed. Now I'm hungry again.


:bounce:



(Fargo)

The uplink code from "the running man"

or somewhat less famous - "I've just been pissed on by a blind independent film director."

go someplace like Boliva!

I love that movie :)

- Jack Twist

Brokeback Mountain.

You boys sure found a way to make the time pass up there...

As for our marriage, we can do it over the phone.



Walk the Line

Johnny Cash: Come on baby, don't do this.
June Carter: Baby, baby, baby.

:hi:

huckleberry


WELCOME TO DU!

The government should be afraid of the people.

V for Vendetta.

just saw that movie tonight. I didn't think i would like it nearly as much as I did. The things they changed from the comics just made it better (read: more relevant to today's world).

we all have that Barton Fink feeling, but since you're Barton Fink I'm assuming you have it in spades."

all existence fades to a being with my soul and memories of the big blackfoot river and a four-count rhythm and the hope that a fish will rise.
The river was cut by the world's great flood and runs over rocks from the basement of time. On some of the rocks are timeless raindrops, beneath the rocks are the words. some of the words are theirs."

a river runs through it.

"Coffee's for closers only."

"Go anywhere, travel light, get in, get out, wherever there's trouble, a man alone. Now they got the whole country sectioned off, you can't make a move without a form. "

You gotta love how DeNiro dies.

by that crazy Jack in 'A Few Good Men'.

Love the original Planet of the Apes...even liked Charlton Heston!!!

"The red zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no parking in a white zone."

"When Kramer hears this, the shit's going to hit the fan."

"I haven't felt this bad since we saw that Ronald Reagan film."

"But you have heard of me..."

Willard Whyte, "Diamonds are Forever".

that up no one would notice for years."

Also from, "Diamonds are Forever".

This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

:rofl:

let's go bowling

Huh!

Thanks! ;)

late late nights... flying toast... lipstick... rehearsals... sequins... Denny's at 2am... filthy comebacks... gratuitous bossums... raging teenage hormones...

does any of these ring bells?

oh adolescence...

can't say that I miss it!:hi:

Either that or:

"NOBODY steps on a church in my town."

:)

Thanks,Bogie.

:+

Dupea: I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee, and wheat toast.
Waitress: (She points to the menu) No substitutions.
Dupea: What do you mean? You don't have any tomatoes?
Waitress: Only what's on the menu. You can have a number two - a plain omelette. It comes with cottage fries and rolls.
Dupea: Yeah, I know what it comes with. But it's not what I want.
Waitress: Well, I'll come back when you make up your mind.
Dupea: Wait a minute. I have made up my mind. I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes on the plate, a cup of coffee, and a side order of wheat toast.
Waitress: I'm sorry, we don't have any side orders of toast...an English muffin or a coffee roll.
Dupea: What do you mean you don't make side orders of toast? You make sandwiches, don't you?
Waitress: Would you like to talk to the manager?
Dupea: ...You've got bread and a toaster of some kind?
Waitress: I don't make the rules.
Dupea: OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Waitress: A number two, chicken sal san, hold the butter, the lettuce and the mayonnaise. And a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Dupea: Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Waitress (spitefully): You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Dupea: I want you to hold it between your knees.
Waitress (turning and telling him to look at the sign that says, "No Substitutions") Do you see that sign, sir? Yes, you'll all have to leave. I'm not taking any more of your smartness and sarcasm.
Dupea: You see this sign? (He sweeps all the water glasses and menus off the table.)

So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.


peace!

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!!!

Newt from Aliens, talking about her dolly.

I know someone who would wear that shirt.