Dedicate a song to a DUer!

This one's going out to my sistah in eccentricity, GirlinContempt:

:bounce: :toast: :bounce: :rofl:

Ween: Poop Ship Destroyer

let me lock in the system at warp 2
push it into systematic overdrive -
u know what 2 do

let's cruise! past all the golden poo
that makes me blue
this thing gonna ? ? ? ? on the
poopship destroyer

let me jam all the frequencies on channel 2
i've been chewin' on this brownie
and i thinks i'm almost through

let's cruise! the chocolate stew was u know who
i told u to jam the frequency
this sector's chartered by you

It comes from OUR special album. See for yourself: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4899972&mesg_id=4899972 :)

:toast:

:popcorn: :popcorn:

Cliffie Stone- the Popcorn Song. (I've never actually heard this. Apparently it's a sad piece about popcorn apathy.)

Now here's a funny story
I hope you understand
Listen very closely
If you possibly can
It's a story of
Two popcorn kernels
In a red hot pan
One turned to the other
And said, Hey man

I'm too pooped to pop
And I ain't lyin'
I'm too pooped to pop
Just layin' here fryin'
Salt and and butter's ready
And the fire is hot
But seems like
I'm just too pooped to pop

Too pooped to pop
And I ain't playin' possum
I'm too pooped to pop
And I do want to blossom
Don't like the bottom
Want to get up on top
It seems like I'm
Just too pooped to pop

Iowa's the state
That's where I was born
I really truly came
From a fine ear of corn
My Mama and my Papa
Were a wonderful crop
You should have seen them
Blow up when they
put them in the pot

Too pooped to pop
And I ain't playin' possum
I'm too pooped to pop
And I do want to blossom
Don't like the bottom
Want to get up on top
It seems like I'm
Just too pooped to pop

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

Mr. Unwashed Convention Attendee
Narrator: Pocari Sweat presents, Real Otaku Heroes.
Singer: Real Otaku Heroes!
Narrator: Today we salute you, Mr. Unwashed Convention Attendee.
Singer: Mr. Unwashed Convention Attendee.
Narrator: You prove your dedication to anime by going from event to event, day after day, never once taking a bath.
Singer: You need a bath now!
Narrator: Throngs of people clear the way to avoid your aroma, hoping that they don't have to sit next to you during the masquerade.
Singer: I need to sit somewhere!
Narrator: Without you, everyone would have to settle with the sight of a three-hundred pound man wearing a sailor fuku designed for a 14 year old girl.
Chorus: That’s not Sailor Moon!
Narrator: So crack open an ice cold Pocari Sweat, sultan of smell. You get the best deals because nobody is crowding you at your favorite vendor.
Singer: Mr. Unwashed Convention Attendee.
Narrator: Pocari Sweat, Otsuka Pharmaceutical, Tokyo, Japan

Mr. Female Character Cosplayer
Narrator: Pocari Sweat presents, Real Otaku Heroes.
Singer: Real Otaku Heroes!
Narrator: Today we salute you, Mr. Female Character Cosplayer.
Singer: Mr. Female Character Cosplayer!
Narrator: Con goers the world over look at you and say, "I don't think that's a woman!"
Singer: WOAHHH!!
Narrator: Scoffing at the laws of physics and decency, you don a short-skirt, jewelry, and underwear that was intended for pre-pubescent young girls.
Singer: That's cross dressing!
Narrator: They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and what better way to show your dedication to your favorite character than to dress up like her.
Chorus: I love you baby!
Narrator: So crack open an ice cold Pocari Sweat, Mr. Female Anime Cosplayer; and know that if you weren't wearing that dress, we'd ask you to take a bow.
Singer: I think I've gone blind now!
Narrator: Pocari Sweat, Otsuka Pharmaceutical, Tokyo, Japan

Mr. Self-Insert Fanfiction Writer
Narrator: Pocari Sweat presents, Real Otaku Heroes.
Singer: Real Otaku Heroes!
Narrator: Today we salute you, Mr. Self-Insert Fanfiction Writer.
Singer: Mr. Self-Insert Fanfiction Writer!
Narrator: Only a true artist can put himself in a popular anime and believe
that he really belongs in there when nobody else would.
Singer: You're a star!
Narrator: While defying established characters and storylines, you manage to solve everyone's problems with your god-like strength and intelligence.
Singer: They need you now!
Narrator: Beautiful women from any anime succumb to your charm and wit because _you_ are in control.
Singer: You are the man!
Narrator: So crack open an ice cold Pocari Sweat, Mr. Self-Insert Fanfiction
Writer. While others come up with original characters, you show fans everywhere that it's all right to "get into" your work.
Singer: Mr. Self-Insert Writer!
Narrator: Pocari Sweat, Otsuka Pharmaceutical, Tokyo, Japan

Mr. Shoujo Anime and Manga Fan
Narrator: Pocari Sweat presents, Real Otaku Heroes.
Singer: Real Otaku Heores!
Narrator: Today we salute you, Mr. Shoujo Anime and Manga Fan.
Singer: Mr. Shoujo Anime and Manga Fan!
Narrator: Perhaps fandom's greatest mystery - what makes a seemingly normal man say, "I want to watch anime made for girls."
Singer: I don't know!
Narrator: Action? Drama? Comedy? Only if it's starring a young girl in a cute little outfit.
Singer: She looks so cute now!
Narrator: For some reason, a girl with magical powers, a pretty costume, and a cute mascot fighting the forces of evil is what _you_ consider entertainment.
Singer: It's good clean fun!
Narrator: So crack open an ice cold Pocari Sweat, Mr. Shoujo Anime and Manga Fan, because it takes a real man to watch a girls' show.
Singer: Mr. Shoujo Anime and Manga Fan!
Narrator: Pocari Sweat, Otsuka Pharmecutical, Tokyo, Japan

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