Finger Bites Police Officers Woman In Dipute Over Off Kitten

Yesterday the sydney morning herald revealed that a finger, wanted for armed robbery, bit a police officers Small Female Off Duty Checkoslovakian Traffic Warden when an argument broke out over a dead kitten that had gone off. Reports say that the kitten was humanely exterminated with extreme prejudice after an encounter with a giant squid when the Bolivian Navy was doing Maneuvres in the South Pacific.

Here's this wonderful joke I just made up:

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

AND THEN A 400,000 TONNE ASTEROID CRUSHES AND KILLS THEM ALL WITHOUT TOUCHING ANYTHING ELSE!!!


THAT'S RIGHT SUCKERS! IT'S THE TIME OF NIGHT WHEN I AM TIRED AND NOT YET LOGGED OFF!! LIVE IN FEAR!!

This is not Random_Australian posting! Don't read the 'Posted by' bit it's full of lies!