Random_Australian's head found mounted to Vespa in Boston

near police finger woman off kitten bites with a brazillion asteroids.

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WOO! YEAH! HAH! THING!

SOMETIMES I PICK UP THE PHONE, AND IT ISN'T FOR ME! IS THAT WHAT I PAY MY TAXES FOR?

Sometimes, don't you get the feeling that the entire Bush cabinet is run by a small, female, off duty checkoslovakian traffic warden, who is really good at hand puppets.. so when she goes with the Bolivian Navy on maneuvres in the South Pacific, the government will collapse like a deck of card that have been hit with a large lump of giant squid!

BOO-YA! DIDN'T EXPECT THAT ONE, DID YOU?

BTW PEOPLE MY POSTS HAVEN'T JUST BEEN BRAZILLION CHAMELEONS SO :P see you around, unless of course you decide you are a scrumpled up piece of blank notebook paper in a vacuum cleaner!