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Radio_Guy Donating Member (875 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 09:34 AM
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
This was forwarded to me. Feel free to add your own.

How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Charismatic : Only 1
Hands are already in the air.

Pentecostal : 10
One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Presbyterians : None
Lights will go on and off at predestined times.

Roman Catholic : None
Candles only.

Baptists : At least 15.
One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the
potato salad and fried chicken .

Episcopalians: 3
One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.

Mormons : 5
One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.

Unitarians :
We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.

Methodists : Undetermined
Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.

Nazarene : 6
One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.

Lutherans: None
Lutherans don't believe in change.

Amish :
What's a light bulb?
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 09:38 AM
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1. I've always loved this joke *g*
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 09:38 AM
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2. I'm the one mixing the drinks, b.t.w.
:D
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 10:01 AM
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3. wiccan...4
Edited on Tue Mar-21-06 10:11 AM by wildhorses
one to light the fire and
three to dance around it naked....



:shrug:




ok so they are NOT christian but they demand to be recognized as an organized relegion *harumph*
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 10:04 AM
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4. pagan...2
Edited on Tue Mar-21-06 10:13 AM by wildhorses
one to light the torch and
one to lead the way...

and NO they are NOT christian either but,thier idols insisted upon being recognized
bum...dump....bump





don't forget to tip the bartender
tomorrow nite: heidi and the nighthawks will be appearing for your musical pleasure
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 10:07 AM
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5. I'm undetermined.

Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass.
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