my computer is a dick. enter key failed, arrow keys are being a bitch...

and TWICE i've tried to type a long, zaftig rant. the first time, a little bar of spam on the task bar caused the computer to crash head-on, then t-bone,and roll over and off a cliff... AND NONE OF THE GODDAMN AIRBAGS DEPLOYED! so i reboot, and the enter key gives up, so i use the spacebar to signal a new paragraph. and i go to use the arrow keys to scroll, and wind up going back to the Lobby. i click forward a few pages, and find the frazzled rant that i was about to post, had been erased. all +45 lines of it. i knew this computer was SLOW(see sig line below), but i didn't think it was capable of this shit!argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh: :argh:

the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, Press 3.

Know what you mean! Stupid feaking lingo too: Proxy server this, fatal exception that, la de frickin da! The next exception, methinks, will be fatal to the computer.... grrrrr.... if I ever get a new computer, I will celebrate by smashing this one with a sledgehammer. Or woodsplitter. Or small female off duty checkoslovakian traffic warden.

boy was i wrong! shall I make a suggestion on killing the computer? stand at the side of the road, and at the last second, toss it in front of a dump truck. as for me, im not sure whether to rape it at gunpoint or to just murder the bitch!

of writing my longer posts and replies for various forums in Notepad or Word first, saving every few sentences. It's been a helpful practice.

...just askin' :popcorn:

i had one that was MUCH better than this 12 or 13 year old peice of pubic hair! but the power supply and something else failed on the tower, and its carcass is in the attic.

to include it's shit?