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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 01:36 AM
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Only song by Toby Keith I like!
Here's the lyrics, remember Willie Nelson joins in during the chorus, and people with them are cracking up laughing. :-)

I'll Never Smoke Weed With Willie Again

I always heard that his herb was top shelf
I just couldn't wait to find out for myself
Don't knock it till you tried it, well I tried it my friend,
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I learned a hard lesson in a small Texas town
He fired up a fat boy and he passed him around
The last words I spoke before they tucked me in
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

(chorus)
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My party's all over before it began
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

I hopped on his old bus, the Honeysuckle Rose
The party was Vegas, it was after the show
Alone in the front lounge, just me and him
With one parting puff grim creeper set in

(chorus)
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My party's all over before it began
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

Now we're passing the guitar, telling good jokes
No ones a coming cause I'm smelling smoke
No I do not partake, I just let it pass by
With a smile on my face and a great contact high

(chorus)
I'll never smoke weed with Willie again
My party's all over before it began
You can pour me some old whiskey river my friend
But I'll never smoke weed with Willie again

In the fetal position with drool on my chin
I messed up and smoked weed with Willie again.
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 02:11 AM
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1. didja know Toby's a Democrat?
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 02:17 AM
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2. gawdjeezis help me, but
I also like "Not as Good As I Once Was"

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