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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 01:05 AM
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BREAKING NEWS:
BREAKING NEWS:
In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu, George W. Bush has just bombed the Canary Islands.


I know the mods are gonna move this, but I just received it from a "non-political" friend and thought I would share. :)
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 01:06 AM
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1. LOL!
Priceless!
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 01:31 AM
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8. I'm glad you enjoyed it
as much as I did. :)
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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 01:07 AM
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2. He would...
:rofl:

Thanks for the laugh. I'm gonna pass it around.
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 01:07 AM
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3. Oh that's a good one!
:rofl:
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 01:07 AM
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4. He will also abolish Swan Lake
:crazy:
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 01:19 AM
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7. No that will be Dick Cheney out hunting birds.
He probably can't tell the difference between a real swan and a ballerina in a tutu.
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 01:09 AM
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5. A rather large Gaffaw......
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KingFlorez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 01:09 AM
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6. That's funny
The bad thing is he'd really do it
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Tsiyu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 01:34 AM
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9. K & R
:kick:

:rofl:
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 01:41 AM
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11. thanks!
I'm sending her a link to this thread now... maybe she will really 'wake up'!

:bounce:
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Nutmegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 01:35 AM
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10. This needs...
Edited on Wed Mar-22-06 01:36 AM by Nutmegger
a little:kick:and a little:thumbsup:!!!

:rofl:
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dave123williams Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 02:07 AM
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12. Funny; those islands are named after dogs, too; not birds :)
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northofdenali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 02:51 AM
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13. frppppp oh hell
(works on removing tea from keyboard)

:rofl::spray::rofl:
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 03:19 AM
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14. You are a sick girl.
I like that about you! :rofl:
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 09:23 AM
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15. because it's still funny this morning...
KICK!
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theHandpuppet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 09:25 AM
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16. I thought he decided to invade Turkey
Edited on Wed Mar-22-06 09:26 AM by theHandpuppet
But he couldn't find it on the map.
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OhioChick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 09:26 AM
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17. LMAO........
Thanks for the morning laugh! :)
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 09:40 AM
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18. Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 10:28 AM
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19. Good morning Lounge Lizards!
I just noticed the mods finally moved this. No sense of fun :P
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 10:32 AM
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20. BWAH!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Thank you for that!!!!
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 09:42 PM
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21. kick
just because
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 09:43 PM
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22. This is going to be the next brazillion joke, isn't it?
:popcorn:
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 09:46 PM
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23. If I keep kickin it, it will be!
:rofl:

ya gotta catapult the propaganda...

:)
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 09:47 PM
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24. Last week Ki kicked about a dozen different Brazillion jokes.
Edited on Thu Mar-23-06 09:47 PM by SofaKingLiberal
I think I may have earned a couple ignores.



:hide:
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Ariana Celeste Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 09:52 PM
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25. k & r
Edited on Thu Mar-23-06 09:52 PM by Ariana Celeste
:patriot:

It's a r in spirit man.

since its been over 24 hrs.
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 11:35 PM
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26. Thank Gawd for our great President!
Edited on Thu Mar-23-06 11:35 PM by ih8thegop
</Robertson>
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 04:59 PM
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27. kick
:dem:
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