a special message in my inbox this morning

My work email is usually pretty much spam-free, but today, this:

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Whoever wrote this is one of the great modern poets. I think maybe I'll start saving this stuff, and one day publish a book full of it. That would also be a good way to test my theory that people will buy pretty much anything.

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mikey_the_rat

in a Southern Baptist.

How ya feelin, swimboy? Bronchial distress better?

mikey_the_rat

I'm feeling better and today I even have some energy to go with it!

I treated my bronchial condition Saturday by cutting a hole to the attic and letting 130 year old insulation rain down on me. I wore a mask. A Richard Nixon mask.