Everyday something new and bizarre happens to me...

HarukaTheTrophyWife

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Wed Mar-22-06 11:53 PM
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Everyday something new and bizarre happens to me...

tonight it was me coming home only to find my super-conservative grandmother watching "Sex and the City." I'm still confused. It was a couple hours ago.

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cssmall

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Wed Mar-22-06 11:58 PM
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1. Cry.

That's what I would do.

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HarukaTheTrophyWife

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Thu Mar-23-06 12:25 AM
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2. I'm too shocked to cry.

I mean this is a woman that couldn't believe that my parents allowed my 18 year old sister to watch "Walk the Line" with them.

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Richard Steele

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Thu Mar-23-06 12:31 AM
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3. Me too! Ain't it great?

Not the Grandma/SiTC thing...the New/Bizarre Every Day thing.

I quit fighting it years ago.
Like the old lady in the crappy Douglas Adams novel,
I now rest secure in the knowledge that
almost everything I have ever been told was WRONG.

It's very liberating.

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HarukaTheTrophyWife

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Thu Mar-23-06 12:49 AM
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4. Sometimes...

I'll be hanging out with a friend and something totally bizarre will happen (i.e. finding the Sistine Chapel on the sidewalk of Madison, NJ) and they'll just turn to me and say, "This wouldn't have happened if I wasn't with you."

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Richard Steele

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Thu Mar-23-06 01:42 AM
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8. So you admit it's great, as far as you know.

But you still fear both pills.

If you avoid that choice, then you will someday be FORCED to choose.

Choose WISELY.

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CanuckAmok

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Thu Mar-23-06 12:51 AM
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5. So, Sarah Jessica Parker goes into a bar, and the bartender says:

"Hey, why the long face?"

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spacelady

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Thu Mar-23-06 01:02 AM
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6. You poor thang - I'll cast a boring spell if you want. n/t

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HarukaTheTrophyWife

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Thu Mar-23-06 01:39 AM
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7. I'm bored half the time as it is.

I'll take my random bizarre incidents. Anyway, when I'm really bored, I tend to get into trouble. It's not good. I was a nightmare for the administration in my HS. Intelligent, bored and pissed off. My one teacher said I got kicked out with a diploma, even though they could never pin anything on me. I pretty much waged psychological warfare on the principal.

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