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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 06:14 PM
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The next MOTHERFUCKER to 'Bang A Left' in front of me at a light
is gonna get his balls stuffed down his gas tank or her uterus hung from her rear view mirror :grr:

some fucker made me slam on my brakes on the way home.

asshole.

:popcorn:
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 06:18 PM
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1. You live in Boston.
Edited on Fri Mar-24-06 06:18 PM by Spider Jerusalem
You should be USED to people driving like sociopaths by now. (Good thing Massachusetts has such strict gun control laws, otherwise road rage incidents could cut the population in half...)
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 06:18 PM
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2. And you call yourself a liberal. Someone wants to go left,
Edited on Fri Mar-24-06 06:19 PM by Rabrrrrrr
and then you bring out the LIEberal easts coast elitist "No, we're a private club that you can't get into!" blah blah blah "equality for everyone who's just like me" and "we're the big tent that allows everyone and all diversity, as long as it's follows our narrow guidelines of what defines 'diverse'" blah blah blah.

:eyes:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 06:26 PM
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5. i AM a fucking "elitist"!
the guys who built my shed last fall were Mexican and my tile guy is Brazilian. that makes me an educated LIEberal no? :D

and if YOU 'bang a left' in front of me i WILL shove your rrrrr's down your RAB :grr:
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 06:21 PM
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3. you said bang and balls. Is this a sex thread?
(i feel a little litle like beavis today)
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 06:26 PM
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4. This one time recently
I was trying to get somewhere, and was on the phone with someone giving me directions...I got to a light, they said "turn left" but my dylsexic ass got into the right lane. When I realized what I'd done, not only did I totally spazz and go towards the left lane, I also turned onto the street I was supposed to turn onto...while the light was still red. :rofl:

I'm a-skeert of what you'd have done to me. :scared:

:P
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 06:27 PM
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6. i'm having Fallopian tacos tonight
at YOUR expense :rofl:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 06:31 PM
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8. Not taco tacos?
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MissB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 06:28 PM
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7. You were clearly going too fast.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 06:32 PM
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9. That's how I felt about you when I drove a tour trolley in Boston
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 06:54 PM
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10. Ah, the Massachusetts williwags. No one knows how to drive out there.
Gotta come to Boston to learn how to drive.

Hayseed.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 06:56 PM
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11. rrrrriiiiiiggghhhhtttt
at LEAST we let our pedestrians live :P
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 07:12 PM
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14. Pedestrians? Out there in corn country?
Feh. The only 'pedestrians' you have out there are farmers taking their sows to market and the occasional Amish buggy.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 06:57 PM
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12. I bet he uses his turn signals too.
Never give the enemy an inch!
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 07:06 PM
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13. That's my pet peeve.
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sendero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 07:17 PM
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15. Aw that's nothing...
... the people who make me want to put a gas-soaked buring tire around their necks

1) are generally at the front of a multi-cycle left turn signal
2) either see that the green arrow is lit, but decide to wait until it is yellow.. or have their heads up their asses and after sitting 8 minutes to reach the front, don't notice
3) take off, leaving everyone else to sit through an extra cycle

It should be legal to shoot their tires out :)
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 07:18 PM
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16. I live in the Atlanta, GA area and experience that every day.
That's why I listen to Sean Hannity on the radio on the way home in the afternoon. That way I can take out my road rage on the car radio instead of the idiots on the highway.
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 08:00 PM
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17. Etlanna was particularly bad today.
I don't know what it is--maybe that I'm on vacation, driving during regular business hours in places I don't normally go--but you could smell the stupid out there today.
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