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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 09:01 AM
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Poll question: Who *really* fathered the Bush Twins?
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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 09:03 AM
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1. Probably one of his Saudi business partners.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 09:18 AM
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15. Ari Fleischer
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wakeme2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 09:04 AM
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2. You bad
:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:
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Cobalt Violet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 09:04 AM
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3. Jenna looks just like Jeb in that picture.
Maybe they have different dads.
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 09:05 AM
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5. That happens with fraternal twins... nt
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wake.up.america Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 09:07 AM
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7. Sorry, but why get the kids involved? Daddy, Mommy, Grandpa, etc. OK
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 09:17 AM
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14. Actually, the poll is about LAURA.
give it some thought...
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wake.up.america Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 10:08 AM
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21. Yeah, you are right.
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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 09:05 AM
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4. James McDougal would be my first guess. J.H. Hatfield would
be my second guess.
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pretzel4gore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 09:17 AM
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13. ahh! that explains everything!
:shrug: :tinfoilhat: :applause:
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Retired AF Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 09:07 AM
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6. Since they are hot
and love to party they must of been adopted.
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 09:11 AM
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9. The kind of hot and party-loving that "finds Jesus" at a convinient time
when the partying is over instead of simply calling it quit or learning to do it in moderation.

Just something I've noticed...
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bigbrother05 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 09:11 AM
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8. Karl Rove
He does everything else for Bush.
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 09:34 AM
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20. No... They look nothing like a weasel. nt
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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 10:57 AM
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24. ....but they do have that hoggish look about 'em,'eh?
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ToeBot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 09:12 AM
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10. George Herbert Walker Bush, Duh! n/t
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TallahasseeGrannie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 09:13 AM
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11. I don't know but that blonde one is gorgeous
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Jim Sagle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 09:17 AM
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12. They weren't born, they were shitted.
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Retired AF Dem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 09:22 AM
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18. Fucked up thing to say
since nobody (including you and me)has a choice who their parents are.
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Jim Sagle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 02:30 PM
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26. Left turn, Clyde.
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JI7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 01:15 AM
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34. they did choose to campaign for him
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rooboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 09:19 AM
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16. I'm sure they're nice, but looking at them freaks me out. n/t
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Eurobabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 09:20 AM
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17. The turkey baster
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hippiechick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 09:22 AM
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19. Petulance and Indignance runs in the family, eh ?
They gotta be Chimpy's. How they got there is another question all together.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 10:25 AM
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22. Bill Clinton.
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 10:22 PM
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28. No Way!
Big Dig had some TASTE in women. Laura is a freak.
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 10:36 PM
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30. True. But wouldn't it be a glorious irony
if Clinton had cuckolded Little George?

And anyhow, isn't everything else in the world the fault of Clinton's...?
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 10:29 AM
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23. They're obviously clones. Laura & Barbara: The Stepford Robots
And, just like Bender, they run on alcohol. :)
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AngryAmish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 11:03 AM
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25. She shit them out
Who cares where they came from?
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 07:11 PM
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27. Actually they seem much nicer people than Dad.
Imagine if *you* had a fucked up family like theirs?

I feel sorry for them.
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 10:24 PM
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29. This is inappropriate.
Do you remember "LEAVE CHELSEA ALONE?" in the 90s?

Sure, these two have made fools of themselves. Does that give us the right to ridicule them further? To ridicule the family?

Concentrate on politics, people. POLITICS.

My two cents.
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-26-06 11:53 PM
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31. It's not about the twins!
It's about their Xanax-popping ex-weed dealer mom.
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 10:58 PM
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38. That's funny. I don't see a photo of Laura Bush there.
As to Xanax-popping? No DUers use it to get by?

As for ex-weed dealers? No DUers use or sell or both - or used to?

Don't give me the hypocrisy line, either, benburch. I'm sick of people being attacked in the name of their own hypocrisy.
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 11:07 PM
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41. Nice to be immune from criticism, huh?
When you redefine the debate like a Republican, it is pretty easy!
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 11:26 PM
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43. Beg pardon?
Edited on Mon Mar-27-06 11:55 PM by bertha katzenengel
You're suggesting that I am attempting to redefine the discussion as a Republican would? Or am I mis-reading you?

The following comments are in case I am not misreading you.

Redefining the debate like a Republican. No, that's not what I was doing. I was trying to inject a little humanity into the discussion.

You know -- humanity? That thing on which some Democrats think we've cornered the market?

Immune from criticism? No. No one who is elected should be immune from criticism. Nor should anyone who has made mistakes, then has not attempted to change his or her life, be immune from criticism.

So the Bush twins campaigned for their father. Big fat fucking deal. You wanna go ahead and accuse two young women whom you don't know of being sleazoid crack whores, be my guest. Just think twice when you choose the monicker of "liberal" -- because most liberals I know try not to judge people based upon who their parents are and what they see on television.

Edit: And you wanna criticize a first lady? Criticize Barbara "Let them eat cake" Bush. That woman gave more evil genes to her son than her husband did.

Sometimes I feel I am the only person on this godforsaken planet who chooses to separate human beings from their politics whenever possible. When it comes to the unelected, it is possible -- and IMPERATIVE for me to do so.

Anyone who doesn't like that or who thinks I'm a fool is entitled to his opinion. Go have a nice *fill in the blank with the activity of your choice* over your happy little opinion.
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JI7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 01:14 AM
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33. they didn't leave Chelsea alone
Chelsea who was a kid at the time.

and Bush's kids are adults and they campaigned for him.
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 10:58 PM
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39. Of course they didn't. So it's okay not to leave others alone --
others who --

oh, jesus christ on a stick. Big fat fuck it.

You all win.
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 11:22 PM
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42. Hi bertha! Before I hide this thread I just wanted to say I usually
just hide these threads because I agree with you. They are as juvenile as that which we accuse the RW of. :hi:
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 11:27 PM
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44. "They are as juvenile as that which we accuse the RW of" -- the very
point I was just attempting to make to our fine OP. :eyes:

:loveya: sweetie, good to see you.
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 11:34 PM
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45. The victim card becomes you.
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 11:43 PM
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46. Because I quit debating in a debate I can't continue
without getting angry, I'm a victim?

You have a strange way of answering those who question your positions, benburch.
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 11:51 PM
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47. You have a very odd idea of how to argue!
But if you are angry, examine your assumptions.

You appear to not have understood anything here...
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 11:57 PM
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48. Explain to me what I have misunderstood. I'll listen.
Edited on Mon Mar-27-06 11:57 PM by bertha katzenengel
I may not agree but I"ll listen. I'll read and reply tomorrow night -- I am not allowed to lurk, let alone post, at work.

Edit: Your "victim" comment is insulting.
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 12:13 AM
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32. Longshanks - aka Poppy Bush
Like Longshanks' comment in the movie 'Braveheart', Poppy Bush realized that if he wanted an effective heir to the throne, he'd have to do the deed himself.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 01:18 AM
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35. the blonde drunk looks as stupid as king george and his part brother
Jeb. The dark-haired one looks as evil as much of the clan, but they sure don't look like twins. I'm not sure I'd take them for sisters even.

Is there anything officially uncertain about their progeny?
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KingFlorez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 02:01 AM
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36. Jeb
Jeb was probably mad at his big brother and slept with Laura to get back at him
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 02:35 AM
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37. Jenna has her father's beady eyes
yup
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bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 11:00 PM
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40. I don't see SATAN as a choice.
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