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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 02:03 AM
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So, when laundering money, what detergent is best?
Edited on Mon Mar-27-06 02:05 AM by texas1928
Tide, Cheer, Gain?


What?

:shrug:
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 03:14 AM
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1. What no answer?
Well Dadgummit!!!!!!
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 03:16 AM
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2. Why, Biz, of course...
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 03:17 AM
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3. Era with bleach alternative
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 04:15 AM
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4. The blood of the innocent.
What? It was made from the sweat of the somewhat innocent anyway....
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 04:39 AM
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5. If I weren't so sleepy
I'd Photoshop up a box o' detergent called "Ratfuck."
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 08:29 AM
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6. Always remember to use fabric softener, too
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 08:32 AM
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7. Honest people don't launder money ...
they have it dry cleaned.
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riona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 08:57 AM
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8. simple green
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 09:08 AM
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9. La France whitening agent...
...which I can't find anymore.
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nutsnberries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 09:49 AM
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10. i don't give it special treatment - i just put it in with the rest of
the



stuff


that


i

tag. :hi: you're it.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 03:16 PM
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11. Got you back.
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 03:17 PM
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12. I would avoid whatever Delay and Abrahmoff were using.
Didn't get things quite "clean" enough, did it?
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 03:31 PM
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13. I use a dish soap when I get a stack of new hundreds...
because they tend to stick together. I swish them around in water and a little dish soap, rinse them, then microwave them dry. Voila, no more sticking together!
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 03:33 PM
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14. Blood. Both Iraqi and American.
Its being done as we speak.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 03:36 PM
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15. 'Soft soap.'
:hi:
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-27-06 04:05 PM
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16. Magnetic forces!
http://www.lifenatural.com/laundry.htm

Just wear metal and the money will keep being attracted to you!
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