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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 10:07 PM
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According to human for sale.com
I'm worth $1,522,538.



I'm not quite sure how I feel about this. I thought it would have said "priceless", but then again it doesn't really know anything about my personality, in which case I'm sure it would realize how positively adorable I am, and would say I'm priceless.


Anyhoo, what are you worth? http://www.humanforsale.com/
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 10:10 PM
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1. I did it, but I closed the window and forgot.
IIRC, it was $2,668,000 and something.

But really, it's just another way to divide people up and make them feel bad about themselves...and this coming from a guy who would have been the 7th most expensive male on that site if he had checked that box.

All humans are worth about 85 cents in raw materials.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 10:11 PM
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4. number 7 eh?
It's just because you're so herktastic.
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 10:15 PM
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10. Teh Incredible Herk...what can I say?
:7
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 10:11 PM
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2. I feel so cheap
$2,219,546.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 10:13 PM
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7. Don't we all?
:7
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 10:11 PM
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3. I am worth $1,945,550.
Apparently, my left-handedness and my bra size are both worth $0. That pretty much ticked me off.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 10:13 PM
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6. I had a lot of things that were worth 0
how much I do or don't drink, my bra size, the fact I don't smoke... my income. *sniffle*
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 10:14 PM
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9. I had a lot of $0 too - but those two really stuck out at me.
I put "homemaker" as my occupation which, as we all know, is worth nothing.
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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 10:13 PM
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5. You are worth exactly $1,875,500.
???
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Dukkha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 10:14 PM
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8. You are worth exactly $1,892,030.
is that good?
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 10:17 PM
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11. Hell if I know.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 10:17 PM
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12. $1,460,410
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 10:19 PM
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13. I changed a couple answers;
Like my hair color, since I wasn't sure if I should say I had blond hair or brown hair. Now I'm worth $1,671,036

Apparently blonds are worth more. :crazy:
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 10:24 PM
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14. $1,812,610
LOL! :hi:
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izzybeans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 10:24 PM
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15. 2,519,110
I'm thinking of chopping me up and selling me off for parts.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 10:25 PM
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17. It could work
Maybe...
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izzybeans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 10:28 PM
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21. I just looked at the top list and I'm thinking an IQ of 192 would mean
your brain would explode.

That and I'm sure that guy claimed to have an engorged penis.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 10:29 PM
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22. BWHAHA! Oh my.
:rofl:
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izzybeans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 10:36 PM
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23. Well
Edited on Tue Mar-28-06 10:38 PM by izzybeans
It's predictable. I think there selling for like $2500 an inch over there or something.
:shrug:
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 10:24 PM
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16. Seems ike I am worth the least so far
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 10:26 PM
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18. You so cheap!
:silly:
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 10:27 PM
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20. Yep
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 10:26 PM
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19. I'm guessing women have a gender advantage in this
:shrug:
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 10:36 PM
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24. Lowest number here so far: $1,323,210.
I've already been renting myself out in monthly increments anyways, so this site is quasi-ear elephant...whoops, I mean "irrelevant."
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 10:36 PM
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25. $2,017,240
Wonder how they come up with the final amount?

DU Friends--Priceless :loveya:
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 10:42 PM
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26. $1,987,056. n/t
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Arger68 Donating Member (562 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-28-06 10:54 PM
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27. $1,695,554. But they took off
$500,000 for penis size!!!;( :cry: :blush:
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