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jane_pippin

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Wed Mar-29-06 11:53 AM
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Cheer up, sad sacks:

Hasselhoff loves you. And puppies. He loves puppies too.

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Redstone

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Wed Mar-29-06 11:55 AM
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1. Just when I was getting ready to eat lunch. Now I've lost my appetite, and

I thing all that saccharine is giving me the hives.

Redstone

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jane_pippin

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Wed Mar-29-06 12:00 PM
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2. Sorry, Redstone. Here--perhaps this will help balance things out

Oooh, it's Mr. Angry! He's coming to steal the puppies!

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Redstone

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Wed Mar-29-06 12:02 PM
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4. Oh, no, not the puppies! Forget I said anything.

Redstone

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LaraMN

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Wed Mar-29-06 12:00 PM
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3. GRO- ISS !

Hassel-OFF, Hasselhoff!

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jane_pippin

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Wed Mar-29-06 12:10 PM
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5. Blasphemer!

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LaraMN

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Wed Mar-29-06 12:12 PM
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6. Hah!

Oh, I almost forgot to tell you- watch your mail this week....you may be getting a mysterious package.....
:bounce:

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jane_pippin

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Wed Mar-29-06 12:26 PM
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11. Oooh, intrigue. I like it.

Wait--it's not like, a box of dirty socks or a baby or something is it? :D

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LaraMN

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Wed Mar-29-06 01:13 PM
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12. No, no nothing like that.

Just something heartfelt and spiritual.

:rofl:

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jane_pippin

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Wed Mar-29-06 05:06 PM
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32. I just got home and there it was!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Thank you! Oh man, here's the scary thing--it all matches the "decor" of my home perfectly. Even the book. Did I say scary? Because I meant awesome. And your card was very sweet--it's getting a place of honor on the fridge.

You just made my day! :D

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swag

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Wed Mar-29-06 12:14 PM
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7. Your asking for the Hasselhoffian Recursion, aren't you?

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jane_pippin

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Wed Mar-29-06 12:21 PM
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9. How did you know?

I like that when you look at it you reach a point when you think "it isn't so bad, I can handle this horror," and then *bam* it's terrible all over again.

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no name no slogan

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Wed Mar-29-06 12:17 PM
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8. He just got slapped with a restraining order

against his ex-wife. It was in the news a couple days ago.

Hasselhoff scares me. Even with puppies.

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jane_pippin

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Wed Mar-29-06 12:22 PM
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10. Really? Well now I'm disappointed in him.

You know, more so.

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Bassic

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Wed Mar-29-06 01:18 PM
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13. Screw Hasselhoff, I want KITT.

Helz yeah!

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jane_pippin

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Wed Mar-29-06 01:36 PM
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16. But, KITT can't hug puppies. Why do you hate puppies?

Edited on Wed Mar-29-06 01:36 PM by jane_pippin

ok fine:

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Bassic

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Wed Mar-29-06 01:40 PM
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18. Now that's I'm talking about!

:D :woohoo:

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billyskank

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Wed Mar-29-06 01:24 PM
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14. Thank god

it wasn't THAT picture :scared:

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jane_pippin

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Wed Mar-29-06 01:32 PM
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15. Avoid post # 7 then.

Unless you want to be hypnotized by the awesome power of Hasselhoff speedos. Then by all means, pay a visit to Swag's post.

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Bassic

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Wed Mar-29-06 01:43 PM
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20. God dammi, I had to look....

:freak:

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billyskank

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Wed Mar-29-06 01:44 PM
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22. No, not that picture

There is an even more disturbing picture of Hasselhof out there. It also involves puppies. :scared:

:hi:

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jane_pippin

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Wed Mar-29-06 02:03 PM
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23. Oh, reeeeally. I know I shouldn't look for it, and yet

the "it's like a trainwreck" part of me says "Go ahead. I dare you."

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billyskank

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Wed Mar-29-06 02:07 PM
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24. Do not click on this post

I told you. :rofl:

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XemaSab

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Wed Mar-29-06 03:13 PM
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27. That's BEGGING for a photoshop

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billyskank

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Wed Mar-29-06 03:18 PM
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29. Don't you think his feet look too small?

I do.

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XemaSab

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Wed Mar-29-06 03:53 PM
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31. Not with your head

rising high above it all. :D

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jane_pippin

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Wed Mar-29-06 03:14 PM
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28. There's so much evil in the world.

:rofl:

I do hope he's paying for puppy therapy for both of those dogs though.

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Magrittes Pipe

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Wed Mar-29-06 01:38 PM
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17. Yay!

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jane_pippin

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Wed Mar-29-06 03:12 PM
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26. A christmas dream come true!

And in March, no less!

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meegbear

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Wed Mar-29-06 01:42 PM
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19. But do his puppies love me?

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jane_pippin

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Wed Mar-29-06 03:11 PM
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25. His puppies love everybody.

So yes. Yes they do.

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meegbear

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Wed Mar-29-06 01:43 PM
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21. But do his puppies love me?

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amitten

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Wed Mar-29-06 03:19 PM
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30. For such an orange man, he sure loves puppies!

I don't really know what that meant, but it makes about as much sense as Hasselhoff himself.

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